Masher
@crudstsalk.bsky.social
e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
Screaming, crying, furious.
Special forces are dragging me out of the Northern Pictures offices.
All this fuss after some light-hearted forced entry, a trivial hostage situation, and a few hours that flew by, as I intensely pitched my vision for the show 'Hate on The Spectrum'.
Special forces are dragging me out of the Northern Pictures offices.
All this fuss after some light-hearted forced entry, a trivial hostage situation, and a few hours that flew by, as I intensely pitched my vision for the show 'Hate on The Spectrum'.
March 8, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Screaming, crying, furious.
Special forces are dragging me out of the Northern Pictures offices.
All this fuss after some light-hearted forced entry, a trivial hostage situation, and a few hours that flew by, as I intensely pitched my vision for the show 'Hate on The Spectrum'.
Special forces are dragging me out of the Northern Pictures offices.
All this fuss after some light-hearted forced entry, a trivial hostage situation, and a few hours that flew by, as I intensely pitched my vision for the show 'Hate on The Spectrum'.
Been meditating in a cave behind a waterfall for a couple of hours now, and at one point I surrendered to the boundless expanse of consciousness, allowing the currents of transcendental meditation to grasp my anger and hurt, casting them into the ether, visualizing them landing in a Meta server farm
March 5, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Been meditating in a cave behind a waterfall for a couple of hours now, and at one point I surrendered to the boundless expanse of consciousness, allowing the currents of transcendental meditation to grasp my anger and hurt, casting them into the ether, visualizing them landing in a Meta server farm
Is this fucker lying to boost its ego?
February 28, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Is this fucker lying to boost its ego?
It made me feel very sad, but it also might be effective. Either way, imagine waiting a week to shit talk about someone who killed themselves in protest
February 28, 2024 at 11:05 AM
It made me feel very sad, but it also might be effective. Either way, imagine waiting a week to shit talk about someone who killed themselves in protest
The first person to kiss a frog that transformed into a prince was probably just into frogs.
Princesses will call this slander
Princesses will call this slander
February 27, 2024 at 11:33 PM
The first person to kiss a frog that transformed into a prince was probably just into frogs.
Princesses will call this slander
Princesses will call this slander
I don’t think I’ll ever get over my ex so might as well become an absolute fucking freak. The type that wears an umbrella hat
February 27, 2024 at 9:10 PM
I don’t think I’ll ever get over my ex so might as well become an absolute fucking freak. The type that wears an umbrella hat
I love leaving a huge stinkn’ tip for service folks. The look in their eyes when they realized the guy the’ve more or less ignored for the past hour is by far the largest shit in the outhouse, their jaws dropping and eyes popping. Nothing beats it.
I am financially ruined.
I am financially ruined.
February 27, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I love leaving a huge stinkn’ tip for service folks. The look in their eyes when they realized the guy the’ve more or less ignored for the past hour is by far the largest shit in the outhouse, their jaws dropping and eyes popping. Nothing beats it.
I am financially ruined.
I am financially ruined.
Hi. This is me. I’m an Icelandic Queer and old. I like fighting games, and jokes and frogs.
February 26, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Hi. This is me. I’m an Icelandic Queer and old. I like fighting games, and jokes and frogs.
I was hoping for Xian but I have a feeling the Boing Bastard, Gachikun is gonna take it
February 26, 2024 at 3:55 AM
I was hoping for Xian but I have a feeling the Boing Bastard, Gachikun is gonna take it
Turning on my favorite long form video essayist after a grueling day of snuffing out flickering embers of hope at the death factory
KidCultureCritic: “Is Kirby secretly a facist homophobe?”
KidCultureCritic: “Is Kirby secretly a facist homophobe?”
February 19, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Turning on my favorite long form video essayist after a grueling day of snuffing out flickering embers of hope at the death factory
KidCultureCritic: “Is Kirby secretly a facist homophobe?”
KidCultureCritic: “Is Kirby secretly a facist homophobe?”
It's infuriating when folks make huge claims without having a clue what they're talking about.
“Easily”? It’s hard work! Ever hear of it?
And seriously, comparing rooting out a Genestealer to securing Altdorf, Give me a break! Lady, reality check, pronto.
[I have no idea what this post is about]
“Easily”? It’s hard work! Ever hear of it?
And seriously, comparing rooting out a Genestealer to securing Altdorf, Give me a break! Lady, reality check, pronto.
[I have no idea what this post is about]
A Witch Hunter could easily root out a Genestealer Cult but an Inquisitor could NEVER secure Altdorf from a Skaven uprising
February 19, 2024 at 1:04 PM
It's infuriating when folks make huge claims without having a clue what they're talking about.
“Easily”? It’s hard work! Ever hear of it?
And seriously, comparing rooting out a Genestealer to securing Altdorf, Give me a break! Lady, reality check, pronto.
[I have no idea what this post is about]
“Easily”? It’s hard work! Ever hear of it?
And seriously, comparing rooting out a Genestealer to securing Altdorf, Give me a break! Lady, reality check, pronto.
[I have no idea what this post is about]
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In my home country a large portion of the populus, me for instance, are hooked on shitty nicotine pouches. It’s very weird to see U.S. conservatives claim it as their thing. In response I would like to claim sexual boning and monster trucks for the left
February 7, 2024 at 12:23 PM
In my home country a large portion of the populus, me for instance, are hooked on shitty nicotine pouches. It’s very weird to see U.S. conservatives claim it as their thing. In response I would like to claim sexual boning and monster trucks for the left
Hellthread 2024!
Make👏It👏Anual👏
Make👏It👏Anual👏
February 7, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Hellthread 2024!
Make👏It👏Anual👏
Make👏It👏Anual👏
I must get verified so that people believe I’m the real me
February 7, 2024 at 12:56 AM
I must get verified so that people believe I’m the real me
No matter what, I never want to end up on the news looking foolish, saying “I never could have imagined” after my neighbor turns out to be a serial killer. These days, when a kindly soft-spoken man who tends to flowers moves in, I’m shaking— imagining him turning my family into hats.
February 6, 2024 at 9:04 PM
No matter what, I never want to end up on the news looking foolish, saying “I never could have imagined” after my neighbor turns out to be a serial killer. These days, when a kindly soft-spoken man who tends to flowers moves in, I’m shaking— imagining him turning my family into hats.
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Maybe it's just me, but I think it would be a good idea to have Nikki Haley make a cameo appearance on SNL. It would most likely be quite funny, and I think a lot of people would like it -- especially the people who normally watch SNL then later talk about having watched it, of which I am one. 😃
February 5, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Maybe it's just me, but I think it would be a good idea to have Nikki Haley make a cameo appearance on SNL. It would most likely be quite funny, and I think a lot of people would like it -- especially the people who normally watch SNL then later talk about having watched it, of which I am one. 😃
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Jack Off All Trade
February 1, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Jack Off All Trade
Position yourself, mouth agape in a garden or forest for however long it takes. Eventually God’s most majestic creature—the humble butterfly will crawl into your maw. As you crunch down on it, on the other side of the world someone else is doing this too. This folks, is known as The Butterfly Effect
February 6, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Position yourself, mouth agape in a garden or forest for however long it takes. Eventually God’s most majestic creature—the humble butterfly will crawl into your maw. As you crunch down on it, on the other side of the world someone else is doing this too. This folks, is known as The Butterfly Effect
I just got out of a relationship, and it’s been rough. At the same time, though, I’ve become very gung-ho about pouring my life’s savings into a profitable new investment known as Online Crypto Coins. Lets just say I have a sneaking suspicion that I won’t be cripplingly lonely for much longer
February 6, 2024 at 8:24 PM
I just got out of a relationship, and it’s been rough. At the same time, though, I’ve become very gung-ho about pouring my life’s savings into a profitable new investment known as Online Crypto Coins. Lets just say I have a sneaking suspicion that I won’t be cripplingly lonely for much longer
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February 6, 2024 at 8:07 PM
TO ALL THE NEW USERS
WELCOME
WE HAVE A FEW RULES HERE
1. No posting
2.No replying
Got your ass
WELCOME
WE HAVE A FEW RULES HERE
1. No posting
2.No replying
Got your ass
Changed my pfp to my George Costanza halloween costume. Surely people on here will want to be my friends now
December 18, 2023 at 2:38 PM
Changed my pfp to my George Costanza halloween costume. Surely people on here will want to be my friends now