Cry me an atmospheric river

Necrosphinx vs Tomb Prince

The worlds oldest profession (research psychologist)

Suppose there is an omniscient cocker spaniel who dislikes philosophical arguments based on appeals to consequences

Alien (1979)

thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event

Newsroom A plot: female news producer still has a gun. Sig P320. She NDs two into Donny News’ chest despite the safety being on. He’s in the hospital for big news.

B plot: halfway into the second trump presidency the news about the PA shooting is happening.

Aaron Sorkin is arrested for coke.

Tragic that the president of Iran missed this Timberwolves game 😔

Sound Transit Announces They Really Don’t Want You to Take the Train Anymore: bit.ly/45XwL6D

Connecticut Yankee: Do the anglo-saxons support DEI?
King: DEI?
Connecticut Yankee: What about ESG?

SNW A Plot: La’an has gone awol to fight in the Kumite where the previous champion is gorn.

B Plot: Pike accidentally does another federation color revolution while under the influence of powerful space drugs