Zach
@crowsynth.bsky.social
32 | Software engineer | Attempted home cook | Rhoda Morgenstern Admirer
This remains one of my favorite memes ever
February 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This remains one of my favorite memes ever
I've been indoctrinated into GraphQL, didn't see that coming lmao. The fact that you can generate TypeScript types and functions for easier fronted integration won me over
February 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I've been indoctrinated into GraphQL, didn't see that coming lmao. The fact that you can generate TypeScript types and functions for easier fronted integration won me over
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William: Yes, some people call me that.
Bill collector: Come with me.
Bill collector: Come with me.
February 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
William: Yes, some people call me that.
Bill collector: Come with me.
Bill collector: Come with me.
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Eggers fidelizando a su público objetivo: las monsterfuckers.
‘Nosferatu’ Director Robert Eggers Sets Next Movie ‘Werwulf’ for Christmas 2026 Release variety.com/2025/film/ne...
‘Nosferatu’ Director Robert Eggers Sets Next Movie ‘Werwulf’ for Christmas 2026 Release
Robert Eggers is reteaming with Focus Features for his next film 'Werwulf,' a werewolf horror feature that he co-wrote.
variety.com
January 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Eggers fidelizando a su público objetivo: las monsterfuckers.
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nothing has come of my schemes but i'll keep going
January 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
nothing has come of my schemes but i'll keep going
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Crumbl cookies are gross and I’m tired pretending otherwise
January 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Crumbl cookies are gross and I’m tired pretending otherwise
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Here are some nice mushrooms
January 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
Not the first time I've listened to Blue Lips by Schoolboy Q, but holy shit, I must have not been paying enough attention. This album is amazing, so many twists and turns
December 19, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Not the first time I've listened to Blue Lips by Schoolboy Q, but holy shit, I must have not been paying enough attention. This album is amazing, so many twists and turns
Doing some house hunting today. I tried to think of a joke about hunting calls and doorbells, but couldn't think of one
December 15, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Doing some house hunting today. I tried to think of a joke about hunting calls and doorbells, but couldn't think of one
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Technicallye the plural of Chappell Roan ys Chappells Roan.
December 14, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Technicallye the plural of Chappell Roan ys Chappells Roan.
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Bluesky: here's some gay thirst traps
Me: no thanks
Bluesky: okay here's some women
Me: no, I'm gay, but
Bluesky: here's some really specific fetishists
I'm just trying to open this app in line at Aldi, Bluesky, plsssss
Me: no thanks
Bluesky: okay here's some women
Me: no, I'm gay, but
Bluesky: here's some really specific fetishists
I'm just trying to open this app in line at Aldi, Bluesky, plsssss
December 13, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Bluesky: here's some gay thirst traps
Me: no thanks
Bluesky: okay here's some women
Me: no, I'm gay, but
Bluesky: here's some really specific fetishists
I'm just trying to open this app in line at Aldi, Bluesky, plsssss
Me: no thanks
Bluesky: okay here's some women
Me: no, I'm gay, but
Bluesky: here's some really specific fetishists
I'm just trying to open this app in line at Aldi, Bluesky, plsssss
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you (plebeian, unrefined): Die Hard is a Christmas movie
me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film
me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film
December 13, 2024 at 12:59 AM
you (plebeian, unrefined): Die Hard is a Christmas movie
me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film
me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film
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How your email finds me
December 12, 2024 at 9:09 AM
How your email finds me
We really didn't give Imogen Heap the credit she deserved at the time, Speak For Yourself aged wonderfully. Glad to see her get name dropped as an influence so often these days
December 12, 2024 at 3:24 PM
We really didn't give Imogen Heap the credit she deserved at the time, Speak For Yourself aged wonderfully. Glad to see her get name dropped as an influence so often these days
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REM can’t play the Sphere bc they can’t sing that’s me in the corner. there are none.
December 12, 2024 at 2:00 AM
REM can’t play the Sphere bc they can’t sing that’s me in the corner. there are none.