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Food. Photography. Cookbook Author. Citizen Journalist. Insane Gourmiac. Vociferous Valkyrie. Cook Tease.

(gomichild/Crowbar Jones elsewhere)

Melbourne/Naarm

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Right next phase in the tumultuous ramshackle journey that is my culinary career - we go to Skool
www.skool.com/food-cooking...
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Escalating disappointments until Gough’s angry ghost hurls a thunderbolt and incinerates the lot of them.
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Pancakes anyone?

#food #foodporn #pancakes
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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The English cricket team, proud supporters of Australian charities. 😂😂🤣🤣
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Morning campers - #BinNight has snuck up on us so quickly … Hope a good thing happens for you today x
a gray and white cat laying on a blanket
Alt: a gray and white cat laying on a blanket
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Base coats on - to see better where the surfaces need more fixing - and sample colours because we are undecided…fitting that the first colour is called Indecision, followed by Coffee Cake, Coffee Cake 1/2, Taupe Basket & Stonington Beige.

Hmmmm

#caravanrenovation #LadyE
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Right - let’s splash some paint around!

#caravanrenovation #LadyE
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Well after a bit of shitfuckery I am BACK
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I am melting working in Eleanor today which means we gotta solve the air flow/cooling situation in the very near future or perish.

#caravanrenovation
a close up of a woman 's face with curly hair making a sad face .
Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with curly hair making a sad face .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Politicians pulling stunts even high school debaters would abandon for being too cringe.
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Back on the tools
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Paying Nauru billions to break international law for us
Last night @davidpocock.bsky.social and I read onto the Hansard an interview by the President of Nauru that the Albanese Government has been desperately trying to keep secret.

It shows Nauru plans to send refugees to places they fled. No wonder the secrecy.
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Or as we call it - Getting Ready To Leave The House In Melbourne.
It would’ve been cheaper to buy everyone in the country an umbrella, Sun hat, scarf & boots than renew the BOM website.
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Preparing a pitch to sell the government a $96 million dollar ant farm.
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Slow Cooked Lamb Shank || Eggplant || Green Beans || Asparagus || Potato Mash || White Wine Gravy

#food #foodporn #dinner
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 AM
It would’ve been cheaper to buy everyone in the country an umbrella, Sun hat, scarf & boots than renew the BOM website.
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Slow Cooked Lamb Shank || Eggplant || Green Beans || Asparagus || Potato Mash || White Wine Gravy

#food #foodporn #dinner
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Senator Thorpe criticises the government for ignoring these 100+ experts and groups to sneak the amendment through "without any scrutiny"

"I'd be putting my head down in shame too, Minister"
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Wind so strong it blew Darwin into Sydney.
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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If you think commenting on someone’s appearance, let alone their child’s is fair game, you need to take a long hard look at your pathetic life, asshole.

You’re no prize pony
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Reality will continue to be disregarded until Rocky gets his pressie. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Protest against Hobart stadium attendance numbers rubbished by Premier
The Tasmanian government has taken a "leaf out of the Trump White House" by "smearing opponents" to the proposed Hobart AFL stadium, according to a rally against the project.
www.abc.net.au
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Depends on what your aim is. But if you want to make a difference in one or more children’s lives around Christmas, I’d suggest contacting the Victorian Aboriginal Health Service. They either can help or point you in the right direction.
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Can anyone suggest a charity in Melbourne that helps out Indigenous kids.
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM