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Food. Photography. Cookbook Author. Citizen Journalist. Insane Gourmiac. Vociferous Valkyrie. Cook Tease.

(gomichild/Crowbar Jones elsewhere)

Melbourne/Naarm

UTC+ 10 🌏
JFC people - I haven’t spent 40 years cooking, decades of taking food pics, and a year of culinary school hell to use bloody AI food photos.

EVER.

AI has no place in the culinary sphere.
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Pancakes anyone?

#food #foodporn #pancakes
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Base coats on - to see better where the surfaces need more fixing - and sample colours because we are undecided…fitting that the first colour is called Indecision, followed by Coffee Cake, Coffee Cake 1/2, Taupe Basket & Stonington Beige.

Hmmmm

#caravanrenovation #LadyE
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Right - let’s splash some paint around!

#caravanrenovation #LadyE
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Well after a bit of shitfuckery I am BACK
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Slow Cooked Lamb Shank || Eggplant || Green Beans || Asparagus || Potato Mash || White Wine Gravy

#food #foodporn #dinner
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Wind so strong it blew Darwin into Sydney.
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 AM
New hairstyle, same attitude towards having photo taken.
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Be safe Darwin 💕

#CycloneFina
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Black Mirror

($15 marketplace, was a gaudy silver, 2nd coat)
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 AM
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
How did Drum type this he is asleep
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Thank youuuuuu x
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 AM
How the fuck can you spread dried noodles.
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Daniel Ash for sure.
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
She is so misunderstood.
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Well I mostly had one today - did chores, some planning, had a nap, took a bath.
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Aww how delightful x
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
February 31.
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 AM
That depends on the parameters of fidelity you’ve set with your partner.

Transparent communication is everything.
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Today is a scented candle and a small fortune in magnesium flakes.

And wine.
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 AM
What is the core source of the issue? Textures? Smells? How to mitigate those?

Cooking together can help.
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Shut it down. Centre yourself. Heal. Move on.
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 AM