crouchingbadger
@crouchingbadger.com
I make things talk to each other.
@miles-online.co.uk youtu.be/ZQyKKpbob54?... why can I not hear Pink Floyd's Breathe without hearing this bloody song.
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November 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
@miles-online.co.uk youtu.be/ZQyKKpbob54?... why can I not hear Pink Floyd's Breathe without hearing this bloody song.
Is there a way I can remove America from this thing? I'm in rural Italy and never felt so far from contemporary news about stuff which infuriates but barely affects me.
August 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Is there a way I can remove America from this thing? I'm in rural Italy and never felt so far from contemporary news about stuff which infuriates but barely affects me.
How can I make this app less bed wetty and more attuned to my personal brand of early 50s apathy, memes, titillation and technology?
It used to be so much fun on twitter with Shipphams Paste and Crimer, one liners and observations, military fleet maintenance experts, breaking news by reactions.
It used to be so much fun on twitter with Shipphams Paste and Crimer, one liners and observations, military fleet maintenance experts, breaking news by reactions.
August 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
How can I make this app less bed wetty and more attuned to my personal brand of early 50s apathy, memes, titillation and technology?
It used to be so much fun on twitter with Shipphams Paste and Crimer, one liners and observations, military fleet maintenance experts, breaking news by reactions.
It used to be so much fun on twitter with Shipphams Paste and Crimer, one liners and observations, military fleet maintenance experts, breaking news by reactions.
Had my noise cancelling headphones in all morning on a blissful solo weekend. Took them off and sat in the garden to enjoy the sun and now I can hear drilling one side, a guy shouting at his computer over the back and a fucking podcast babbling away nearby.
August 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Had my noise cancelling headphones in all morning on a blissful solo weekend. Took them off and sat in the garden to enjoy the sun and now I can hear drilling one side, a guy shouting at his computer over the back and a fucking podcast babbling away nearby.
Fuck, this is like cookie popups all over again.
July 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Fuck, this is like cookie popups all over again.
You might be old but are you this old?
July 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
You might be old but are you this old?
That's it, I'm burning the place down. Non volatile storage in phones is now called ROM. Fucksake.
July 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
That's it, I'm burning the place down. Non volatile storage in phones is now called ROM. Fucksake.
nice day for a contract gap.
July 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
nice day for a contract gap.
In the distance, trad jazz.
July 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
In the distance, trad jazz.
Mutual raised eyebrows with Billy Bragg on Oxford Street.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Mutual raised eyebrows with Billy Bragg on Oxford Street.
Went to Croydon. Fuck. This was the picturesque part.
May 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Went to Croydon. Fuck. This was the picturesque part.
Finding a plumber:
1985: Call Brian
1995: Open Yellow Pages, call Aasvogel Plumbing
2005: Search on Findmynearest. co. uk
2015: Google "good plumber in Oxford, UK"
2025: Search the whatsapp group chats and find your child's friends' parents' plumber
1985: Call Brian
1995: Open Yellow Pages, call Aasvogel Plumbing
2005: Search on Findmynearest. co. uk
2015: Google "good plumber in Oxford, UK"
2025: Search the whatsapp group chats and find your child's friends' parents' plumber
May 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Finding a plumber:
1985: Call Brian
1995: Open Yellow Pages, call Aasvogel Plumbing
2005: Search on Findmynearest. co. uk
2015: Google "good plumber in Oxford, UK"
2025: Search the whatsapp group chats and find your child's friends' parents' plumber
1985: Call Brian
1995: Open Yellow Pages, call Aasvogel Plumbing
2005: Search on Findmynearest. co. uk
2015: Google "good plumber in Oxford, UK"
2025: Search the whatsapp group chats and find your child's friends' parents' plumber
Your cat in the litter tray at 2am #france #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Your cat in the litter tray at 2am #france #eurovision
Where can I watch more swiss wedgie wrestling? #sweden #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Where can I watch more swiss wedgie wrestling? #sweden #eurovision
And it's goodnight from me, ... #greece #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
And it's goodnight from me, ... #greece #eurovision
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Thank you Claude, on behalf of all the fiftysomethings, for your old-fashioned melanphoric eurobanger. I would have totally bought your song once it had peaked at number 48 in 1979 & it finally had its corner snipped off for inclusion in my local Woolworths' half-price box. #Netherlands #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Thank you Claude, on behalf of all the fiftysomethings, for your old-fashioned melanphoric eurobanger. I would have totally bought your song once it had peaked at number 48 in 1979 & it finally had its corner snipped off for inclusion in my local Woolworths' half-price box. #Netherlands #Eurovision
Transfixed by Latvian pondweed catsuit ladies. #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Transfixed by Latvian pondweed catsuit ladies. #eurovision
Stairs from the Arndale centre in Poole c. 1982 #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Stairs from the Arndale centre in Poole c. 1982 #eurovision
Spain are slowly bringing nuclear back online after their big power outage on Monday. Must have been an awful lot of checklists involved.
April 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Spain are slowly bringing nuclear back online after their big power outage on Monday. Must have been an awful lot of checklists involved.
"Sometimes you have to take medicine to fix something"
"Vaccines?"
"No, not like that"
"Vaccines?"
"No, not like that"
April 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"Sometimes you have to take medicine to fix something"
"Vaccines?"
"No, not like that"
"Vaccines?"
"No, not like that"
Get the fuck out of my DMs, AI.
April 5, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Get the fuck out of my DMs, AI.
Just bought Now Dance 902 double cassette and about to be disappointed by the Soup Dragons
March 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Just bought Now Dance 902 double cassette and about to be disappointed by the Soup Dragons
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Just found a cassette tape of this MIDI lesson cover tape from Ace magazine, May 1989. It's been lurking in the back of my brain ever since. Incredible.
Just found a cassette tape of this MIDI lesson cover tape from Ace magazine, May 1989. It's been lurking in the back of my brain ever since. Incredible.
Ace Magazine - Bonus Music Tape - Side One - May 1989
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March 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Just found a cassette tape of this MIDI lesson cover tape from Ace magazine, May 1989. It's been lurking in the back of my brain ever since. Incredible.
Just found a cassette tape of this MIDI lesson cover tape from Ace magazine, May 1989. It's been lurking in the back of my brain ever since. Incredible.
Looking through a bookmarks folder I imported from years back. So many pages lost like tears in rain, but this one is still there!
Thanks @jonty.bsky.social Thonty.
Thanks @jonty.bsky.social Thonty.
March 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Looking through a bookmarks folder I imported from years back. So many pages lost like tears in rain, but this one is still there!
Thanks @jonty.bsky.social Thonty.
Thanks @jonty.bsky.social Thonty.