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I make things talk to each other.
Is there a way I can remove America from this thing? I'm in rural Italy and never felt so far from contemporary news about stuff which infuriates but barely affects me.
August 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Had my noise cancelling headphones in all morning on a blissful solo weekend. Took them off and sat in the garden to enjoy the sun and now I can hear drilling one side, a guy shouting at his computer over the back and a fucking podcast babbling away nearby.
August 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Behold the AUI adapter I kept as a charm to ward off evil vampire taps.
July 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Fuck, this is like cookie popups all over again.
July 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You might be old but are you this old?
July 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
That's it, I'm burning the place down. Non volatile storage in phones is now called ROM. Fucksake.
July 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
nice day for a contract gap.
July 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Teenage fan cloob
June 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Jazz Emu in with a shout then
June 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
June 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Went to Croydon. Fuck. This was the picturesque part.
May 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Spain are slowly bringing nuclear back online after their big power outage on Monday. Must have been an awful lot of checklists involved.
April 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Did you sing Goldfinger?
April 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Get the fuck out of my DMs, AI.
April 5, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Just bought Now Dance 902 double cassette and about to be disappointed by the Soup Dragons
March 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
March 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Looking through a bookmarks folder I imported from years back. So many pages lost like tears in rain, but this one is still there!

Thanks @jonty.bsky.social Thonty.
March 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
South Oxford gang signs
March 19, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Kicking out time at Cheltenham Festival
March 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I mean look at this shit. Oxford Mail is a clickbait generator about LTNs and murders which shows a GB News ragebait page when exiting their website, then has the cheek to claim it has journalistic standards.

Absolutely fuck all the way off and when you get there keep fucking off some more.
February 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It was shit anyway. Will have to get my news in a weekly digest from @oxfordclarion.bsky.social
February 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
What's wrong babe, you've hardly touched your thoracic bedside lamp.
January 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Bye, cunty billionaire, I cannot stomach any more.
January 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Danny Devito shrine in the woods.
January 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I have an abusive relationship with Mikrotik. I am considering upgrading from a RB960GPS to this RB5009 but I know it will just let me down with sprawling, conflicting documentation and unhelpful arrogant messageboards for support. Look at all those gigabits though.
December 15, 2024 at 4:24 PM