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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.
March 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.
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So my co worker just said: "You shouldn’t eat red meat!"
I said: "My grandfather lived to be 100yrs old."
He said: "Did he eat red meat?"
I said: "No, he minded his own business."
I said: "My grandfather lived to be 100yrs old."
He said: "Did he eat red meat?"
I said: "No, he minded his own business."
March 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
So my co worker just said: "You shouldn’t eat red meat!"
I said: "My grandfather lived to be 100yrs old."
He said: "Did he eat red meat?"
I said: "No, he minded his own business."
I said: "My grandfather lived to be 100yrs old."
He said: "Did he eat red meat?"
I said: "No, he minded his own business."
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America is cutting $880 billion from Medicaid to force poor people to die so billionaire's can yacht.
We are such an amoral, Christian Nationalist country that hates the teachings of Jesus.
We are such an amoral, Christian Nationalist country that hates the teachings of Jesus.
February 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
America is cutting $880 billion from Medicaid to force poor people to die so billionaire's can yacht.
We are such an amoral, Christian Nationalist country that hates the teachings of Jesus.
We are such an amoral, Christian Nationalist country that hates the teachings of Jesus.
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My wife yelled from upstairs and asked: "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
I replied: "No."
She responded: "How about now?"
I replied: "No."
She responded: "How about now?"
February 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked: "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
I replied: "No."
She responded: "How about now?"
I replied: "No."
She responded: "How about now?"
My cats have it made. Never any worries…everything is always cool with them. That’s because I don’t let them watch the news.
January 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
My cats have it made. Never any worries…everything is always cool with them. That’s because I don’t let them watch the news.
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Finally! We now know the backstory to this classic "Planet of the Apes" ending.
January 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Finally! We now know the backstory to this classic "Planet of the Apes" ending.
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Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025
January 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025
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BREAKING: Musk to launch Starship over DC to provide fireworks for Trump inauguration
January 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
BREAKING: Musk to launch Starship over DC to provide fireworks for Trump inauguration
I don’t know about where you live, but in my town, it’s still Christmas! And that’s ok with me…I think I need it to be Christmas just a little longer.
January 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I don’t know about where you live, but in my town, it’s still Christmas! And that’s ok with me…I think I need it to be Christmas just a little longer.
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my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
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oh shit the 2025 calendar just leaked. i'm probably gonna be dmca'd for sharing this but it's worth it. i guess if my account gets nuked you'll know why
December 19, 2024 at 3:34 PM
oh shit the 2025 calendar just leaked. i'm probably gonna be dmca'd for sharing this but it's worth it. i guess if my account gets nuked you'll know why
Merry Christmas From The Ducks At Bass Pro Shops!
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Merry Christmas From The Ducks At Bass Pro Shops!
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December 9, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Merry Christmas From The Ducks At Bass Pro Shops!
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Absolutely NO refunds.
November 27, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Absolutely NO refunds.
My cat moved into my grandson’s backpack, so now I guess Boots is going to finish 5th grade with him.
November 19, 2024 at 2:53 AM
My cat moved into my grandson’s backpack, so now I guess Boots is going to finish 5th grade with him.
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Can we try again? Blue Sky has a weird glitch where it only shows us the first 500 comments.
If you’d like us to follow you back can you repost this and leave a note below?
We may need to do this a few times to get everyone! 💙
If you’d like us to follow you back can you repost this and leave a note below?
We may need to do this a few times to get everyone! 💙
November 18, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Can we try again? Blue Sky has a weird glitch where it only shows us the first 500 comments.
If you’d like us to follow you back can you repost this and leave a note below?
We may need to do this a few times to get everyone! 💙
If you’d like us to follow you back can you repost this and leave a note below?
We may need to do this a few times to get everyone! 💙
My name was not on the “Nice” list…I checked it twice. I’ve got a lot of ground to make up between now and Christmas.
November 17, 2024 at 3:47 AM
My name was not on the “Nice” list…I checked it twice. I’ve got a lot of ground to make up between now and Christmas.