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Crooksy
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I am an actual dog as well as a very non-credible source of information about things that go pew pew boom!

NAFO Enjoyer and Freedom enthusiast!
#NAFO #Fellas
Cлава Україні!
#civilians are not targets you cowards!

*Not a CIA asset, Pinky promise.
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Serious question.

Is it “for fucks sake” or “for fuck sake”? It’s for a work email so it has to sound professional.
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March 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Andrew "Ladies man" Taint.
March 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Hey Chuck "Chuckle-Fuck" Schumer!

Some advice...

Good rule of thumb to have in current year:

If Trump is praising you for anything at all, stop doing it immediately and think hard about where you fucked up and turned the wrong corner because you are obviously doing something wrong and stupid!
March 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Trump does an imperialism while NATO chief fumbles the response so badly that it looks like he is agreeing with trump...

MAGA idiots rejoice at the fake news!
quote: facts for loser virgins!

Hopefully he is just trying to keep the nuclear armed toddler from having another hissy fit!
March 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
TRUMP TELLING THE TRUTH!!!

It just seems that big boy Trump got a little ahead of himself with this statement/prediction!
March 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Meet project "Good Old USA" the now unsealed DoJ file on the Russian influence in the US to sway opinion on the war in Ukraine.

Something Trump has bought into hook-line and sinker.

It was held under seal, because we got the literal playbook revealing their methods
March 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Serious question.

Is it “for fucks sake” or “for fuck sake”? It’s for a work email so it has to sound professional.
March 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Trump has always been a huge Putin glazer.

He wants to be a dictator and he has more in common with Putin and Xi than with any western leaders, thus he does not have any respect for democratically elected leaders.
Its always been like this.

*Source in video from Trumps first term.
March 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Also, after that shit show of a meeting, China 100% just got permission to move on Taiwan.

Say goodbye forever to getting a new graphics card or CPU. We are heading back to the medieval age.
March 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
🚨 Head medical research specialist Dr J. F. Kennedy (MD, PhD) releases shocking new information that has resulted from their decades of clinical research into vaccines! 🚨
December 21, 2024 at 2:02 AM
December 21, 2024 at 1:43 AM
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With Elon Musk, an unelected plutocrat, six weeks from becoming co-President of the United States, many people are just starting to research who he really is—that is, beyond the basics most already know.

Or, rather, think they know—as most of those basics are untrue.

This thread reveals the truth.
December 10, 2024 at 9:40 PM
My first attempt at photo editing from scratch, teaching myself photo and video editing for fun and I made this NATO Wave wallpaper because I vibe with the aesthetic. 🙃
December 11, 2024 at 9:44 AM
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December 10, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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"Negotiations over the war in Ukraine could start 'in the winter,' Poland's leader Tusk says. Dec 10, 2024"
December 10, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Problem:
The hoarding of hilariously preposterous amounts of wealth by a small group of people has had a disastrous effect on our lives.

Solution:
We need to figure out how to either make excessive greed illegal or something that we as a society find absolutely disgusting and shameful.
December 10, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Hey everyone!

Professional Dipshit and russian shill, Dougie Macgregor has made up a brand new but still insane "news story"

This is by far the most luxurious and exclusive grade A horseshit yet produced by Dougie boy!

Please enjoy.
December 5, 2024 at 12:12 AM
We are now well past this being a whoopsie daisy...

At this point we have to assume that not only is it required experience but also a vital prerequisite in order to get a job on Trumps cabinet.
December 3, 2024 at 3:02 AM
This will never not be hilarious to me!
December 3, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Critical step during SU-57 take-off procedure.
December 3, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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November 27, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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Please know that as more MAGA pop up here, it's because they need us. Malice needs an audience to inflict itself upon. Us wanting to be left alone is THEM feeling ignored. They're dopamine addicts. And an absence of dopamine leads to deflation. It saps them.

F*cking parasites.

Block them early.
November 27, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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Imagine living life and being as perpetually terrified as the "Russia is going to escalate" people.

How do these people even go outside without shitting themselves in fear?
November 17, 2024 at 9:22 PM
November 27, 2024 at 2:44 PM