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Crooksy
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I am an actual dog as well as a very non-credible source of information about things that go pew pew boom!

NAFO Enjoyer and Freedom enthusiast!
#NAFO #Fellas
Cлава Україні!
#civilians are not targets you cowards!

*Not a CIA asset, Pinky promise.
That there are some handsome fellas!
This is me all grown up being a fearsome guard floof!
March 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Andrew "Ladies man" Taint.
March 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Hey Chuck "Chuckle-Fuck" Schumer!

Some advice...

Good rule of thumb to have in current year:

If Trump is praising you for anything at all, stop doing it immediately and think hard about where you fucked up and turned the wrong corner because you are obviously doing something wrong and stupid!
March 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Trump does an imperialism while NATO chief fumbles the response so badly that it looks like he is agreeing with trump...

MAGA idiots rejoice at the fake news!
quote: facts for loser virgins!

Hopefully he is just trying to keep the nuclear armed toddler from having another hissy fit!
March 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
TRUMP TELLING THE TRUTH!!!

It just seems that big boy Trump got a little ahead of himself with this statement/prediction!
March 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Trump has always been a huge Putin glazer.

He wants to be a dictator and he has more in common with Putin and Xi than with any western leaders, thus he does not have any respect for democratically elected leaders.
Its always been like this.

*Source in video from Trumps first term.
March 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
🚨 Head medical research specialist Dr J. F. Kennedy (MD, PhD) releases shocking new information that has resulted from their decades of clinical research into vaccines! 🚨
December 21, 2024 at 2:02 AM
December 21, 2024 at 1:43 AM
It does seem rather familiar in a “standard Russian operating procedure” kind of way.
this guy remembers...
December 11, 2024 at 9:55 AM
I see that Elon is really showing off that room-temperature IQ of his, he really does seem to struggle with even the most basic of concepts.

If the Dunning-Kruger effect was a person am I right?
December 11, 2024 at 9:52 AM
My first attempt at photo editing from scratch, teaching myself photo and video editing for fun and I made this NATO Wave wallpaper because I vibe with the aesthetic. 🙃
December 11, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Problem:
The hoarding of hilariously preposterous amounts of wealth by a small group of people has had a disastrous effect on our lives.

Solution:
We need to figure out how to either make excessive greed illegal or something that we as a society find absolutely disgusting and shameful.
December 10, 2024 at 11:16 AM
ok hold on a second, this is starting to sound like some real life spy shit, I saw some crazy guy on twitter claim that he is a Russian agent... Hmmmm?
December 5, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Hey everyone!

Professional Dipshit and russian shill, Dougie Macgregor has made up a brand new but still insane "news story"

This is by far the most luxurious and exclusive grade A horseshit yet produced by Dougie boy!

Please enjoy.
December 5, 2024 at 12:12 AM
We are now well past this being a whoopsie daisy...

At this point we have to assume that not only is it required experience but also a vital prerequisite in order to get a job on Trumps cabinet.
December 3, 2024 at 3:02 AM
This will never not be hilarious to me!
December 3, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Critical step during SU-57 take-off procedure.
December 3, 2024 at 2:21 AM
November 27, 2024 at 2:44 PM
New devastating NATO tank ammunition!
November 27, 2024 at 1:57 PM