Crispy T
@crispyt68.bsky.social
Phil and Sue's bouncing baby boy, still attempting to bounce. Reader, occasional arranger of letters. Movie fan, especially Sci-fi and Horror. PC Gamer from way back.
Am I the only one who wants to go to a Morrissey concert just to throw some White Castle burgers at him? #ICantBeTheOnlyOne #SignTheWrappersJohnnyMarr
July 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Am I the only one who wants to go to a Morrissey concert just to throw some White Castle burgers at him? #ICantBeTheOnlyOne #SignTheWrappersJohnnyMarr
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the President is like 30 seconds away from bombing Tehran and the VP is doing transphobic own-the-libs shitposting on Bluesky (yes, this is a real account he just set up). This is ridiculous man. Like a reverse Dick Cheney where the VP has no power and is being totally sidelined on foreign policy.
Hello Bluesky, I've been told this app has become the place to go for common sense political discussion and analysis. So I'm thrilled to be here to engage with all of you.
June 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
the President is like 30 seconds away from bombing Tehran and the VP is doing transphobic own-the-libs shitposting on Bluesky (yes, this is a real account he just set up). This is ridiculous man. Like a reverse Dick Cheney where the VP has no power and is being totally sidelined on foreign policy.
A sure sign you're aging: you are grocery shopping and you think to yourself "Wow, they're playing pretty good music in here today" #JammingInTheJamAndJellyAisle #CheckingOutTheMusicInSelfCheckout
May 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
A sure sign you're aging: you are grocery shopping and you think to yourself "Wow, they're playing pretty good music in here today" #JammingInTheJamAndJellyAisle #CheckingOutTheMusicInSelfCheckout
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This is pretty fucked up because I can’t do geometry. The bird is smarter than I am.
April 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
This is pretty fucked up because I can’t do geometry. The bird is smarter than I am.
J.D. Vance - "The American People have been lied to. I was told there would be penguins, and literally nothing is GREEN here! President Trump said take the family to Greenland; bring it back as a souvenir. I can't believe it is so cold and no penguins! " #GuylinerGoesToGreenland
March 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
J.D. Vance - "The American People have been lied to. I was told there would be penguins, and literally nothing is GREEN here! President Trump said take the family to Greenland; bring it back as a souvenir. I can't believe it is so cold and no penguins! " #GuylinerGoesToGreenland
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Just finished this book; well worth the read!
January 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Just finished this book; well worth the read!
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In a world of Kid Rocks and Carrie Underwoods, be a Woody Guthrie.
January 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
In a world of Kid Rocks and Carrie Underwoods, be a Woody Guthrie.
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Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
January 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
You know you're serious about keeping your food in its place when you purchase a blender called The Obliteraror #FuckThatFoodUp
January 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
You know you're serious about keeping your food in its place when you purchase a blender called The Obliteraror #FuckThatFoodUp
@solarsystemwolf92.bsky.social Hello and welcome to a social I am finally on! #HowManyCrispysDoYouKnow
January 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
@solarsystemwolf92.bsky.social Hello and welcome to a social I am finally on! #HowManyCrispysDoYouKnow
A clean Pad Thai restaurant is good, but Sanitary Pad Thai is questionable #SplittingPubicHairsButImportantDetails
January 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A clean Pad Thai restaurant is good, but Sanitary Pad Thai is questionable #SplittingPubicHairsButImportantDetails
Why didn't more people shout "This shit crazy!" during Lawrence Welk? #AlwaysWondered #DidTheLennonSistersDropItLikeItWasHot
January 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Why didn't more people shout "This shit crazy!" during Lawrence Welk? #AlwaysWondered #DidTheLennonSistersDropItLikeItWasHot
The desired effect is what you get when you improve your interplanetary funksmanship #Parliament #MakeMyFunkThePFunk
December 23, 2024 at 4:47 PM
The desired effect is what you get when you improve your interplanetary funksmanship #Parliament #MakeMyFunkThePFunk
@danryckert.com @grubb.wtf
Guys, the 6' subs as prizes was a stroke of genius. I loved seeing people try and manage them as they walk off camera.
Guys, the 6' subs as prizes was a stroke of genius. I loved seeing people try and manage them as they walk off camera.
December 12, 2024 at 11:21 PM
@danryckert.com @grubb.wtf
Guys, the 6' subs as prizes was a stroke of genius. I loved seeing people try and manage them as they walk off camera.
Guys, the 6' subs as prizes was a stroke of genius. I loved seeing people try and manage them as they walk off camera.
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This is, technically, a sandwich.
December 1, 2024 at 5:51 PM
This is, technically, a sandwich.
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The big hidden problem with Xenomorphs is that they don’t respect personal boundaries.
December 1, 2024 at 1:28 PM
The big hidden problem with Xenomorphs is that they don’t respect personal boundaries.
I couldn't find on Disney+ the documentary "Jim Henson's Don't Ask How I Work The Puppet In My Lap" or Henson's early film "A Very Muppet Cannibal Holocaust". The latter film courted controversy because viewers couldn't tell how the puppeteers worked the entrails of the victims. #SpuriousFacts
November 30, 2024 at 7:21 PM
I couldn't find on Disney+ the documentary "Jim Henson's Don't Ask How I Work The Puppet In My Lap" or Henson's early film "A Very Muppet Cannibal Holocaust". The latter film courted controversy because viewers couldn't tell how the puppeteers worked the entrails of the victims. #SpuriousFacts
"Sometimes you stare long into the Navel, the Navel also stares into you" - Friedrich "Freddy Neat" Nietzsche #ThisIsWhyILoveTheInternet #BecauseWhyNot
‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ Played on Increasingly Smaller Rubber Chickens—because why not? :) laughingsquid.com/total-eclips...
'Total Eclipse of the Heart' Played on Increasingly Smaller Rubber Chickens
Lord Vinheteiro performed a touching rendition of “Total Eclipse of the Heart” on a series of increasingly smaller rubber chickens.
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November 29, 2024 at 3:01 PM
"Sometimes you stare long into the Navel, the Navel also stares into you" - Friedrich "Freddy Neat" Nietzsche #ThisIsWhyILoveTheInternet #BecauseWhyNot
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