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…or so the Germans would have us believe. (Bonus points if you know the reference)

#Aussie #tech and support professional in the public sector; enjoys #technology, security, #travel, #cooking & #photography.
Ok, it wasn’t terrible, but it wasn’t knock your socks off fantastic either.
#Pies #RedRooster #Australia
November 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Will I regret this purchase?
#Pies #RedRooster #Australia
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Go home Amazon, you’re drunk.

Why you think someone purchasing tech equipment, who has never looked at such a category of that sponsored product, would somehow be interested in it…
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Pulled a hamstring, while leaning forward to get something off the couch.
October 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
It’s that joke from The Simpsons in real life…
September 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
In news that surprises nobody - Sky News staffers were involved in arranging the bacon on the shoulders of their offensive guest: https://www.theguardian.com/media/2025/sep/23/sky-news-australia-staffer-helped-arrange-bacon-on-guests-shirt-before-offensive-anti-islam-interview
September 23, 2025 at 11:01 AM
How is @jonk.org’s all things #PumpkinSpice addiction this season?

Because it’s time for the latest instalment of #PumpkinSpiceHorrors:
September 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Reddit’s r/SimpsonsShitposting has been giving with both hands recently.
September 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM
CW: Racism, United Kingdom, Musk, RWNJ, Tommy Robinson, Get off Twitter

Was over at Bluesky, and just when you think #MelonHusk can’t get any worse…
September 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Man saves an image, shows it to flight attendants on flight, flight attendants get a good laugh.
#Airlines #Snacks #Cookies
September 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
A bar in Melbourne, receiving an enquiry from a real estate firm for a Christmas venue, fires back with both barrels 🤣 #ShitRentals
September 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
#Dentist Yep…
September 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Examples of why not to trust #AI : Just applying some thread locker to some screws on my e-scooter, and needing to check fixture and cure time.

Google: Fixture 10min; Cure 1hr
August 30, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Yay to past me, for grabbing this from the supermarket earlier.
August 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM