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…or so the Germans would have us believe. (Bonus points if you know the reference)

#Aussie #tech and support professional in the public sector; enjoys #technology, security, #travel, #cooking & #photography.
On a scale of one to fired, how unemployed would I become if I wore this to work…

Asking for a friend.
https://toot.cat/@devopscats/115615066838227485
devopscats (@devopscats@toot.cat)
Attached: 1 image https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003449630347.html
toot.cat
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Sunday pork pot roast incoming: https://pixelfed.au/p/twcau/898103259207919186
Michael H (@twcau@pixelfed.au)
Pork pot roast incoming. #SundayDinner #Dinner #Pork
pixelfed.au
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 AM
People who don’t use headphones, or have their headphones way too loud, on public transport. #IceMoonPrison
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Let’s ponder this for more than a hot minute.

Cloudflare not only broke the delivery of services by companies and customers, but it also protects the people who exist with the intent to break companies and customers in ways that are illegal in most jurisdictions.
November 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Reposted by I can’t believe its not @twcau
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Will I regret this purchase?
#Pies #RedRooster #Australia
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Good lord the Ewe of tubes algorythm is terrible.

In what universe would it think I’d be interested in the brain rot of Jordan Peterson and his academy. 🤮
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Go home Amazon, you’re drunk.

Why you think someone purchasing tech equipment, who has never looked at such a category of that sponsored product, would somehow be interested in it…
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I’m not making an offensive hand gesture, I’m using sign language 😄
https://aus.social/@jpm/115535419730409191
Joel Michael (@jpm@aus.social)
Here’s your AUSLAN (Australian Sign Language) word for today: Lazy https://auslan.org.au/dictionary/words/lazy-1.html
aus.social
November 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM
The worst smell of a Perth summer - smelly teenagers on public transport, trying to disguise it by walking around in a massive cloud of Lynx that offends the olfactory senses of anyone within 5m.
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 AM
The Grim Reaper is having some really good luck with the dearth claw machine lately.
https://mymasto.com/@VWDasher/115519126881959927
Frank (@VWDasher@mymasto.com)
Arsehole dead. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11-09/veteran-radio-broadcaster-john-laws-has-died-aged-90/105989816 #News #JohnLaw #Arsehole #Australia #Radio
mymasto.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 AM
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
On the train, which is adjacent to a freeway.

Was thinking the sound I was hearing was a passing motorbike constantly revving its engine.

Nope. It’s the guy opposite me snoring.

#PublicTransport #PublicTransit #TrainTravel
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I really should go and sit out in the sunshine.

I just don’t feel like getting off the couch.
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I’ll believe that when you can make office software that isn’t horrible junk.
https://mastodon.social/@verge/115503814476490108
The Verge (@verge@mastodon.social)
Microsoft AI says it’ll make superintelligent AI that won’t be terrible for humanity https://www.theverge.com/news/815619/microsoft-ai-humanist-superintelligence
mastodon.social
November 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Contact lenses - not for me.

Turns out I don’t have the patience for putting them in or taking them out.
November 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Are there any Opticians following me, or do you know of any on the Fediverse or Bluesky - that I could ask a question of regarding differences between ordered and manufactured power on lenses, and if this is something to be concerned about?
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Have you ever worn a kilt on a train?

Just on my morning commute, and a burly gentlemen has boarded at Whitfords Stn, wearing a Scottish kilt and all the usual accoutrements that go with same.

#Perth #PublicTransport #PublicTransport
November 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM