I can’t believe its not @twcau
@crispykangaroo.com
…or so the Germans would have us believe. (Bonus points if you know the reference)
#Aussie #tech and support professional in the public sector; enjoys #technology, security, #travel, #cooking & #photography.
#Aussie #tech and support professional in the public sector; enjoys #technology, security, #travel, #cooking & #photography.
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Yeah, about that AUKUS pact. We really gonna keep giving this freak billions for zero submarines, hey.
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Yeah, about that AUKUS pact. We really gonna keep giving this freak billions for zero submarines, hey.
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One rule for thee, another rule for me. 😡
January 19, 2026 at 2:26 AM
One rule for thee, another rule for me. 😡
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Yay past me, for stashing away a box of Pocky in the pantry.
January 18, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Yay past me, for stashing away a box of Pocky in the pantry.
The fun of having your foot strapped.
Right foot is still struggling after taking the load for a while during last years’ left fibula fracture; and getting some muscular discomfort when in some positions.
https://pixelfed.au/p/twcau/918533406889632423
Right foot is still struggling after taking the load for a while during last years’ left fibula fracture; and getting some muscular discomfort when in some positions.
https://pixelfed.au/p/twcau/918533406889632423
Michael H (@twcau@pixelfed.au)
The fun of having your foot strapped.
Right foot is still struggling after taking the load for a while during last years’ left fibula fracture; and getting some muscular discomfort when in some positions.
pixelfed.au
January 18, 2026 at 4:11 PM
The fun of having your foot strapped.
Right foot is still struggling after taking the load for a while during last years’ left fibula fracture; and getting some muscular discomfort when in some positions.
https://pixelfed.au/p/twcau/918533406889632423
Right foot is still struggling after taking the load for a while during last years’ left fibula fracture; and getting some muscular discomfort when in some positions.
https://pixelfed.au/p/twcau/918533406889632423
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This opens up wider questions about how far the UK and Canada in the 5 eyes intel sharing framework as well as other former allies of the United States can still provide the Americans with any sensitive intelligence information at all
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 PM
This opens up wider questions about how far the UK and Canada in the 5 eyes intel sharing framework as well as other former allies of the United States can still provide the Americans with any sensitive intelligence information at all
In four words, Newsom just lost all remaining credibility.
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 18, 2026 at 9:24 AM
In four words, Newsom just lost all remaining credibility.
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#auspol
Gough Whitlam calling out the pro-Israeli lobby for trying to blackmail him in 1973 to swing a vote Israel's way regarding the Yom Kippur War at the UN Security Council.
He refused
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw0m...
Gough Whitlam calling out the pro-Israeli lobby for trying to blackmail him in 1973 to swing a vote Israel's way regarding the Yom Kippur War at the UN Security Council.
He refused
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw0m...
🇦🇺❌🇮🇱 The AIPAC of Australia - only ONCE called out in public in 1973 by PM Gough #Whitlam (in full)
YouTube video by Sleekit Scotsman ☮️🏴
www.youtube.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:09 AM
#auspol
Gough Whitlam calling out the pro-Israeli lobby for trying to blackmail him in 1973 to swing a vote Israel's way regarding the Yom Kippur War at the UN Security Council.
He refused
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw0m...
Gough Whitlam calling out the pro-Israeli lobby for trying to blackmail him in 1973 to swing a vote Israel's way regarding the Yom Kippur War at the UN Security Council.
He refused
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw0m...
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Damn. Our TWA 'Heritage' range has come back with a slight typo. Hopefully no one will notice.
January 17, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Damn. Our TWA 'Heritage' range has come back with a slight typo. Hopefully no one will notice.
Tony Blair… to a board of peace??
🤣
🤣
Former UK prime minister's role on Trump-led Gaza oversight committee expected to spur widespread condemnation.
Trump names Tony Blair, Jared Kushner to Gaza ‘Board of Peace'
Former UK prime minister's role on Trump-led Gaza oversight committee expected to spur widespread condemnation.
www.aljazeera.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Tony Blair… to a board of peace??
🤣
🤣
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January 16, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I'm so wanting to breach an NDA, and talk about the awfulness of the website for an upcoming major international sporting event this year...
But I won't.
But I won't.
January 15, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I'm so wanting to breach an NDA, and talk about the awfulness of the website for an upcoming major international sporting event this year...
But I won't.
But I won't.
Bullshit.
Musk denies knowledge of Grok producing sexualised images of minors https://aje.news/kdamwc
January 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Bullshit.
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This visibly gets to him so people should keep doing it.
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
This visibly gets to him so people should keep doing it.
Microsoft, emailing me about a Paypal transaction, for some Buttcoins, in USD, and includes bad spelling and to call a US phone number…
Spam is always fun.
Spam is always fun.
![Screenshot of a message from my email server quarantine advising of a spam message for me to review.
The details of the message is:
Sender: msonlineservicesteam [at] microsoftonline [dot] com
Subject: Your Bitcoin Purchased of USD 498.95 Completed through PayPal. Reach Support Desk at 802 538 3069 to Cancel or Renew. account email verification code
Date: 13/01/2026 16:15:17](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pyfvk6vdc323kchrsyriwddf/bafkreihjwhhjuseacrhcrh5ef5esvuc6jiiqnbjqawbgauifjxd4gizstu@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Microsoft, emailing me about a Paypal transaction, for some Buttcoins, in USD, and includes bad spelling and to call a US phone number…
Spam is always fun.
Spam is always fun.
I started to suspect that both my Apple TV and Homepod Mini were being naughty children making DNS queries to servers other than my local one.
January 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I started to suspect that both my Apple TV and Homepod Mini were being naughty children making DNS queries to servers other than my local one.
Does @flightradar24.com even know their audience - of course they have 🤣
A look at the airborne passenger 747 fleet and where they’re headed. Have you ever booked a flight just to fly on a 747?
January 13, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Does @flightradar24.com even know their audience - of course they have 🤣
Ooh, someone in Hungary wants me to join the Illuminati. 😂
(Sometimes my mail server quarantine can deliver a good chuckle)
(Sometimes my mail server quarantine can deliver a good chuckle)
January 12, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Ooh, someone in Hungary wants me to join the Illuminati. 😂
(Sometimes my mail server quarantine can deliver a good chuckle)
(Sometimes my mail server quarantine can deliver a good chuckle)
Viewing and Sending Emergency Alerts with Home Assistant using RSS + CAP feeds
This one sits at the intersection of smart homes, safety, and privacy - plus being tired of the local emergency management agencies' app always needing to run in the background on my phone and need location permissions.…
This one sits at the intersection of smart homes, safety, and privacy - plus being tired of the local emergency management agencies' app always needing to run in the background on my phone and need location permissions.…
Viewing and Sending Emergency Alerts with Home Assistant using RSS + CAP feeds
This one sits at the intersection of smart homes, safety, and privacy - plus being tired of the local emergency management agencies' app always needing to run in the background on my phone and need location permissions. And having found no existing plugins, repositories or other means for doing this easily after a little research - I went down a rabbit hole this evening, and figured out how to do this myself. Here's how I did it with Home Assistant, and how you can do it too.
allthingsempty.wordpress.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Viewing and Sending Emergency Alerts with Home Assistant using RSS + CAP feeds
This one sits at the intersection of smart homes, safety, and privacy - plus being tired of the local emergency management agencies' app always needing to run in the background on my phone and need location permissions.…
This one sits at the intersection of smart homes, safety, and privacy - plus being tired of the local emergency management agencies' app always needing to run in the background on my phone and need location permissions.…
Finally figured out how to make use of the Australian Bureau of Metrology integration within #HomeAssistant , to properly display a list of warnings, their available information, and to make the warnings clickable to access the full text.
Have posted the Markdown for the card at:
Have posted the Markdown for the card at:
January 12, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Finally figured out how to make use of the Australian Bureau of Metrology integration within #HomeAssistant , to properly display a list of warnings, their available information, and to make the warnings clickable to access the full text.
Have posted the Markdown for the card at:
Have posted the Markdown for the card at:
Dear Lyka (home delivery pet food company) - NOBODY wants to see your ads about a bad animal bowel movement, and its owner trying to clean it up.
January 11, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Dear Lyka (home delivery pet food company) - NOBODY wants to see your ads about a bad animal bowel movement, and its owner trying to clean it up.
Breaking News: Denmark Renames Greenland to "Epstein Island" in Bold Bid to Make Donald Trump stop talking about it. #ShitPosting
January 11, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Breaking News: Denmark Renames Greenland to "Epstein Island" in Bold Bid to Make Donald Trump stop talking about it. #ShitPosting
How to instantly make me feel old: Walking through the supermarket, the house radio is on, and it’s playing Roxette and songs from my primary school disco days.
January 11, 2026 at 8:34 AM
How to instantly make me feel old: Walking through the supermarket, the house radio is on, and it’s playing Roxette and songs from my primary school disco days.