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cringeytheclown.bsky.social
Your Local Dumpster Clown
@cringeytheclown.bsky.social
Hi. I like art, music, pets, queer stuff, communism, photography, corny jokes, words and making people laugh.

And I'm really bad at describing myself.
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So. I make customizations on clothing. Like this here hat I'm wearing. Ignore the dirt, I have NOT taken good care of it.
To those who had healthy, decent childhoods, I'd love to hear what you remember about them and also why you lyin so hard 😐
November 25, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 11:49 AM
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People are like "there are no right wingers on blue sky" and i don't get it there are plenty of liberals on here
November 24, 2024 at 2:20 AM
I finally tried something new with my bookshelves! I’ve always wanted a rainbow bookshelf 😍😍
November 24, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Hot take: There's nothing inherently wrong with being a furry and many of them are fucking Incredible artists that their a rage criticizer couldn't even dream of being.

-Signed, Not A Furry
November 24, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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In case you're wondering...

Here's the "plan"
November 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM
People get some of the craziest #kink combinations like god just be rolling multiple d100s during character creation and the #DM is just The Internet in general.
November 23, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious.
November 23, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Okay but hear me out:

A nighttime bookstore in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, tea is served to all who enter, there is an emotional support owl in each section, and a buy one / get one free sale occurs during every full moon.
November 23, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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Do you think Nardwuar ever discovered something extremely dark and terrible about a musician but decided not to say to preserve his career and his soul is being slowly devoured by the burden of this knowledge?
November 23, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I hate candid pictures of me and will be staring grumpily at my partner for a few minutes for this.
The bromance is strong with these 2. Love you both! @cringeytheclown.bsky.social and @blackdog87.bsky.social
November 23, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Midnight has very mixed feelings aboutny hat.
November 23, 2024 at 12:39 AM
@meyseclectics.bsky.social made this amazing at ear beanie. Go follow them and buy their stuff!
November 23, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Landlords are leeches. Period-T.
November 22, 2024 at 11:52 PM
I hate how flat Kansas is. But god, the view of the sky.
November 22, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.
November 22, 2024 at 2:04 PM
You're Officially Old™️ when your balls hang low enough to accidentally skim the toilet water.

I wouldn't know, that's just a random thought I had. I swear.
November 22, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 1:58 PM
You ever get too bored at work and try to summon dead #union members? #communist #bluecollar #spooky #ouija #ghost
November 22, 2024 at 5:30 PM
November 22, 2024 at 2:56 PM
This was available in my area.

I think I missed out on a Helluva Deal. #bodypillow #waifu #furry #why #facebook #notokay #weeb
November 22, 2024 at 12:10 PM
It's my last day at my current job because the plant is shutting down temporarily to retool for new part manufacturing.

Why yes, thank you for asking, I AM going to make the two people there who dislike me for no reason extremely uncomfortable.
November 22, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Isolation is one of the most difficult toxic coping mechanisms to separate yourself from, because it's not outwardly malicious, however harmful it may be. The truly baffling dichotomy of wanting to love and support those you care for while wanting to protect them from yourself is a living hell.
November 22, 2024 at 3:45 AM