I like to make easy New Year’s resolutions. Stuff like “pet a dog” or “buy cheese”

ME: idk I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread

WAITER: no I meant are you okay as in like do you need more Diet Coke or anything

I posted my favorite mushroom photo I’ve ever taken (and I’ve taken thousands!) when I first joined, but I didn’t know about #fungifriends yet, so I’m reposting it. Waxcap. #naturephotography #forestfloor

as a kid I thought Jesus was tired all the time because of the unbearable weight of divinity and the foreknowledge of his own sacrifice but now I know the real kicker was being a 33-year-old who always has to make the dinner arrangements for a party of thirteen

Strong agree. Printers are black magic and nothing will change my mind about that.

My art style is as solid as a blade of grass
A breeze of desire to draw in a precise style and hop, it bends with the wind