Jared Crimmins
crimmins.io
Jared Crimmins
@crimmins.io
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Game developers were here first. Not executives.

Game developers make games. Not executives.

Game developers have skills & knowledge important to the business. Not executives.

Game developers deserve to keep their jobs. Not executives.

Executives are replaceable. Not game developers.
December 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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From this month's edition of The Onion.
August 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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• Trump opens multiple competing casinos, goes bankrupt
• Launches $​MELANIA two days after $​TRUMP launch, taking the wind out of $​TRUMP sails
• Trump memecoin project launches a defi trading app as Trump sons’ WLFI is working on the same

THE ART OF THE DEAL
June 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Move set if I was a fighting game character:

⬇️⬇️⬇️ Power Nap

⬅️➡️⬅️🅰️ Dad Joke

⬇️↘️➡️🅱️ App Bug
May 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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This Website Is Running on a Wii

🔗 www.404media.co/this-website...
This Website Is Running on a Wii
Alex Haydock found a dusty old Wii console at a hardware swap and modded it to run his website.
www.404media.co
April 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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DOGE moves from secure, reliable tape archives to hackable digital records

🔗 www.404media.co/doge-gsa-mag...
April 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Made a thumbnail IRL for today’s protest.
April 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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what if we addressed predatory banking fees or explored options like postal banking instead of pointing people to an even more predatory shadow financial system
Young men don't open bank accounts. They are too expensive. They download coin base or Robinhood app and buy crypto. That's their savings

If one party pushes that number higher. They vote for em. Gensler/Biden caused those savings to go down. The demo with the biggest change was young men
This is legit the dumbest thing I've ever seen him say
March 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Figured I’d hop on here today for the 15th anniversary of the Affordable Care Act.

With everything going on right now, it’s easy to feel like regular folks can’t make a difference – but the ACA is a reminder that change is possible when we fight for progress.
March 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back.

This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.

Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.

And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
March 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Today we're thrilled to announce our effort to port the TypeScript compiler and language service to native code, gaining a 10x speed boost in build times and editor responsiveness!

devblogs.microsoft.com/typescript/t...
A 10x Faster TypeScript - TypeScript
Embarking on a native port of the existing TypeScript compiler and toolset to achieve a 10x performance speed-up.
devblogs.microsoft.com
March 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Something very strange is happening inside Super Nintendo (SNES) consoles as they age: a component is running faster as time goes on.

🔗 www.404media.co/super-ninten...
March 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping with major retailers tomorrow, February 28, as part of an “economic blackout.”

I encourage you to join. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/boycott
February 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I would love to see a reimagining of the prequel trilogy of Star Wars movies. They had a lot of potential, and Revenge of the Sith was actually pretty good!

Do I believe Disney is capable of reimagining it well, though? No.

#starwars #disney
January 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Something I'm realizing is that building responsive admin dashboards is so much harder than creating responsive static sites. There are so many differences between how users expect to input data on mobile and on desktop.

#ux #ui #buildinpublic #webdev
December 6, 2024 at 8:18 PM
TypeScript is a lifesaver when it works, but a nightmare to get working. With all the code I've pumped out over the years, you would think I would have mastered it!

One day, I will achieve TypeScript enlightenment. 🙏

#typescript #javascript #dev
November 16, 2024 at 12:40 AM
pnpm workspaces was a nightmare to set up with Docker! Nostalgic for the days of Lerna workspaces...
November 3, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,132,618!
September 19, 2024 at 2:49 PM