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Atty. Maloney
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Public defender, middle-aged dad/husband, slow runner, avid reader, leftist. Previously, student of religion, theology, & Zen. Western Mass.
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They should ban all websites.
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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You guys are like rats in a trap and I’m like a rat on the open plains
December 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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never found jangling keys particularly amusing as a kid but over the years i've come to appreciate their brand of retro, almost vaudevillian slapstick performance, not just as a frantic frenzy of hilarious hijinks and gut bustin' goof em ups, but also as a truly incredible display of raw athleticism
December 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
"Smith had wanted to testify in a public setting, but House Republicans refused to accommodate Smith’s request."

Jack Smith tells Congress he could prove Trump engaged in a 'criminal scheme' to overturn 2020 election
Jack Smith tells Congress he could prove Trump engaged in a 'criminal scheme' to overturn 2020 election
Smith testified about his investigations into Trump during a closed-door hearing with members of the House Judiciary Committee.
www-nbcnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org
December 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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After Kilmar Abrego Garcia was released from custody, ICE was almost immediately back on his trail. Why? An immigration judge, reporting to the DOJ, retroactively “corrected” a 2019 ruling prohibiting the Maryland man from being deported to El Salvador.
‘Flagrantly Corrupt’: Judge Again Bars Abrego Garcia’s Arrest After Highly Unusual DOJ Move
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I went to law school with an African-American kid who refused to identify himself as African-American or black. He was a japanophile, & he insisted that he was Japanese. (To be clear, he was not Japanese.)
December 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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We gotta get people off the computer somehow. Making it suck fucking ass isn’t working so far
December 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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My boy Stephen got a twisted mind. He wrote one story about a clown what eats kids and he got another one about a mean dog
December 10, 2025 at 7:04 AM
"FROM KEN FOLLETT, THE MASTER OF EPIC FICTION, COMES A RICH NOVEL OF HISTORICAL RESEARCH AND IMAGINATION, TELLING THE DEEPLY HUMAN STORY OF ONE OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST MYSTERIES: THE BUILDING OF STONEHENGE." 📚💙
December 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"Immigrants approved to be naturalized went to Faneuil Hall Thursday... for that long-awaited moment to pledge allegiance to the United States. But instead, as they lined up, some were told by U.S.C.I.S. officials that they couldn’t proceed due to their countries of origin."
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This place sucks, man.
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If it seems like traffic is getting worse where you live, that's because it probably is. After dropping during the COVID-19 pandemic, congestion climbed to record levels in 2024, researchers say. n.pr/4az6SPH
Traffic congestion hits a record high, spreading to more hours of the week
If it seems like traffic is getting worse where you live, that's because it probably is. After dropping during the COVID-19 pandemic, congestion climbed to record levels in 2024, researchers say.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Igloo-themed restaurant. It’s cold as fuck in there
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 AM
💙📚 "“We discussed Orwell, Huxley and Thoreau,” he said. #Mangione told Rivers [the prison guard] he liked those authors and recommended The Doors of Perception, Huxley’s work on psychedelics experimentation." #booksky
Luigi Mangione under ‘constant watch’ in prison to prevent ‘Epstein-style situation’
Corrections officer testifies that Mangione had constant watch to prevent him from dying in custody like Epstein
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
📚💙 NPR's annual "Books We Love" is out now. 380 books, & there's all sorts of fun filters to help you find exactly what you're looking for. It's great every year, & I often turn to this feature when I'm trying to find my next read. (Tip: Use the desktop version.) #booksky
Books We Love
Here are 380+ great reads from 2025 handpicked just for you by NPR staffers and trusted critics.
apps.npr.org
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The proper response to these interview requests is, "Get bent."
FBI attempting to schedule interviews with 6 members of Congress who made video about troops disobeying illegal orders
The FBI is attempting to schedule interviews with the six Democratic members of Congress who made a video saying troops should not obey any illegal orders.
abcnews.go.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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I don’t have racist uncles or parents with motion smoothing on their tv. I feel for you and the bullshit life you have, your bullshit beginnings and the ultimate bullshit fate you will meet, the weight of lame bullshit you drag behind you like a punishment, but we are not the same.
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I can't speak for what was said at the protests, but seeing people react to an anodyne statement like "sacred spaces should not be used to promote activities in violation of international law" as if it were a vicious slur is clarifying.
Zohran Mamdani chastised a Manhattan synagogue that hosted an event promoting migration to Israel and settlements in occupied territories. His stance further tested his strained relationship with pro-Israel Jews in New York.
Mamdani Response to Protest Inflames Tensions with Jewish Leaders
The mayor-elect chastised a synagogue that hosted an event promoting migration to Israel and settlements in occupied territories. His stance further tested his strained relationship with pro-Israel Jews.
nyti.ms
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
September 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Looking forward to seeing the new movie MARTY SUPREME, which is about a guy who's really into pingpong but THE MAN doesn't want him to be so into pingpong. Looks really good!
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The two anchors on my local news station are like 22 years old
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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LLMs give people with delusional belief systems a way to organise those beliefs. The model fills in gaps, supplies connective tissue, and wraps the madness in formal language.
It doesn't make the claims more credible to us, it just tidies them up.
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
🇺🇸🎶 AnD I'm PrOuD to be an AmErIcAn where at least I know I'm FeEeEEEeE 🎶🇺🇸
Border Patrol is monitoring US drivers and detaining those with 'suspicious' travel patterns
The U.S. Border Patrol is monitoring millions of American drivers nationwide in a secretive program to identify and detain people whose travel patterns it deems suspicious.
apnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM