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Aura Battler Dunbine (1988) illustration of Sirbine by Yoshiyuki Takani.
February 4, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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All the apps aren't going to last. Social Media as a concept is totally cooked.
I just got this notification from this trial Meta is conducting. For art to be seen, fees are required. No more likes because your work is interesting to ppl, it is all just paid access to huge audiences. And these are just starting fees, they go up after a month. 👎😬😭
February 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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This app is not gonna last
Free dril, idiots
February 4, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Something so viscerally revolting about this picture.... The calciferous sausage fingers. The smear of orange spackle covering up gangrenous pink flesh sloughing off of a diseased skeleton. All crushed up against hideous pastel square-tips and a fully-synthetic Easter Peep yellow muff.
January 29, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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January 14, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I had a dream where I performed a noise set in front of the largest crowd. Everyone immediately started booing & throwing bottles & rocks at me. I'm $750 in the hole from ticket backcharges and rocks are thrown through my car window with messages like "u wanna die tonight?" written on them.
January 21, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I miss this guy.
Today is the 80th birthday of DAVID LYNCH. A day to celebrate the birth of an artist who forever changed the world of art and culture. And our lives. Thank you for everything. Long live The Greatest.
January 21, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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Jesus Arturto Jimenez: if you're going to do advance scouting in plain clothes hours before Border Patrol raids in the San Fernando Valley, best not to leave your PIV card where it can be photographed. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE #LosAngeles
January 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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ICE agents fled from the crowd and left behind their CONOPS battle plan for Minneapolis, including agent's names, hotel rooms, phone numbers, boxes of license plates, and tac radio frequencies.
January 15, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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collage
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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"America is an oil company with an army."
— George Carlin
January 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Anything to forget about the Epstein files...
The Higuerote Airport, east of Caracas, has been struck as part of the ongoing U.S. military operation. Secondary explosions are clearly visible.
January 3, 2026 at 8:12 AM
My shordy pity dicking me after I fumble the undercooked limerick that came to me in a dream (she's Irish)
December 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I just *LOVE* the fact that my pussy can randomly be like, "Perk the fuck up bitch! It's bloodshed Thursday!"
December 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Cuck hibachi chef who sits in the corner and watches someone else make the food.
December 11, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Sitting in the cuck chair (but it's a directors chair and I'm wearing a beret and smoking a cigarette)
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Doling out pussy
in bulk like paper,
call that bitch 'Orifice Depot'.

*poetry snaps*
December 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I prefer tinnitus over Christmas music.
December 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I switched to Tidal and I haven't looked back since. But y'all, the way things are going, I might even go back to using an mp3 player with music managing software. Fuck these corporate pigs and AI.
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Within an hour of arriving in Munich I stumbled upon the bejewelled skeleton of Saint Munditia clutching a goblet filled with dried blood, martyred in 310 AD, beheaded with a hatchet. Standard...
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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hey there delilah you got tig ol' honkin bitties
October 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It's my birth month and this is the fucking mood.
happy october to all who celebrate
October 3, 2025 at 8:05 AM
This bitch could've been me completely vibin on top of the balcony during the Swans show, but @psychpunk.bsky.social told me no >:(
A little off topic from most of my posts but shows how crazy AI is getting.

A neural network video of a tourist “breaking” a glass bridge in China went viral on social media. The post garnered over 100 million views, with thousands of users expressing condolences to the "families of the deceased".
October 3, 2025 at 7:37 AM