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Phillip 💚🐝🐐🐓🦃𓅱
@crepusculi.bsky.social
Wife guy, Catholic dad, free-range parent, Tolkien aficionado, beekeeper/goat guy/poultry pal, frequent shanty listener.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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we didn't start the fire would have been better as a pokérap
November 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The wheel of time is turning...
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Modern pickup trucks are really just giant family SUVs except that the groceries in the trunk get rained on.
The bumper says 'rugged working man'.

But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.

Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Many (me) have been saying this (on a at least bi-weekly basis).
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
This is when you have cold pizza for dinner.
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Telling my children about the travails of growing up left handed in the early 90s.
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If you see this, post an album with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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The LLM economy is powered by two incestuous cycles:

- A dozen AI companies pass the same billion dollars back and forth to make it look like their costs are actually revenue

- AI-generated "knowledge" infiltrates our sources of truth, and is then scraped back into the training data
November 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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🎶Spooky saintly skeletons, walking in a line
Pray for all the holy souls, waiting for their time🎶
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The government is shut down, but they have the money and manpower to send me my mortgage bill, BUT their online payment portal is down!
November 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
My baby carrots are so big, they're actually adolescent carrots.
October 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Why did nobody tell me HOW MANY books are in the Discworld series?
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
New #bees!
October 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Underrated feature of pancakes: their shape makes them WAY easier to flip than French toast.
October 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
After five years, we finally finished one checkbook!
October 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Did y'all know that Rube Goldberg was primarily a newspaper cartoonist, and the machines that are named for him were used by one of his characters, Professor Lucifer Gorgonzola Butts?
October 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I feel like at this point, Playmobil crushes Lego in the creativity department.
October 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
For some reason, this is super nostalgic.
October 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If anything, I hope this pushes more people and places to using mail ballots, which is the superior method.

coloradosun.com/2025/10/09/d...
Former Republican election official buys Denver-based Dominion Voting Systems - The Colorado Sun
The newly formed company, Liberty Vote, also vowed to follow the executive order Trump signed last spring seeking sweeping changes to election policies that multiple judges have put on hold for violating the Constitution
coloradosun.com
October 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
If anything, I hope this pushes more people and places to using mail ballots, which is the superior method.

coloradosun.com/2025/10/09/d...
Former Republican election official buys Denver-based Dominion Voting Systems - The Colorado Sun
The newly formed company, Liberty Vote, also vowed to follow the executive order Trump signed last spring seeking sweeping changes to election policies that multiple judges have put on hold for violating the Constitution
coloradosun.com
October 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Being a parent to kids aged 13-2 means sometimes you have to vacuum your washing machine. 🤷‍♂️
October 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
What did the judge turned oncologist say whenever they started treatment on a new patient?

"Alright tumor, cease and de-CYST!"

#dadjoke
September 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM