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I’m mostly nice.
Behold: the best buhnuhnuh bruhd I ever did make, yessiree. I goofed up part of it, and I think my correction improved it. 😋
December 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This video from 2005 aged poorly 😐

youtu.be/NgQoOCdV6aU
Freethought Forum: The Council for National Policy | September 2005
YouTube video by Freethinkers Association of Central Texas
youtu.be
April 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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APPLE WATCH: “looks like you’re freaking out, would you like to record it?”
April 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
IYKYK
“the coconut milk is off” but it’s 🇺🇸
April 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If you can’t be a Dystopian Hero, at least be sand in The Machine.
April 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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I received a heartbreaking email today: A paper in a special issue I’m editing is being retracted because one of its authors is afraid of losing their job and their legal status in the U.S. if they publish a scientific study on evolution. Yes, on evolution, nature's engine of diversity.
March 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I had a dream that there was a Russian Bert and Ernie. They looked slightly different: Bert’s unibrow became Ernie’s moustache, and they were a fuzzier texture like sherpa fleece. They lived in an apartment they called a “komfortstructure.”
March 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Wiped out or fired up? ❤️‍🔥Thank you so much to @matteowong.bsky.social for writing about us!
18F, a team in the General Services Administration, was tailor-made for government efficiency and technology, writes @matteowong.bsky.social. Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency wiped it out.
DOGE Killed a Government-Efficiency Team
“It’s chaotic, and it feels like it’s chaotic on purpose.”
www.theatlantic.com
March 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
March 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Fuck Jeff Bezos
February 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Oh, you want bullet points? Here.

•F
•U
•C
•K
•Y
•O
•U
February 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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My kid lives in Siddall Hall and sent me these yesterday. First is what was put up by the school, second is the students’ alteration of the administrations’ cowardice.
February 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Our nation's federal employees are more than just numbers on a spreadsheet.

They make sure we have clean water.

They protect us from financial fraud.

They provide healthcare to our communities.

They make our government actually work for people.

Do not forget this.
February 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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‘Cybertruck Man’
a cartoon in defiance of Musk
#political #cartoonist #cybertruck #elon #musk #democracy #tiananmen
February 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The “department of government efficiency” is a federal agency as much as Old Navy is a maritime defense force
February 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I’m sorry this has to happen, but this is what artistic integrity looks like. 🤘🏻🎵
Given developments at the Kennedy Center, effective today I am resigning as artistic advisor to the NSO.
Not for me.
It’s been a wonderful 8 years working with Kennedy Center President Deb Rutter, fellow artistic advisor Renee Fleming, NSO artistic administrator Justin Ellis, and the entire NSO
February 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
February 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Tootsie on walkies the other day
February 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Don’t forget to breathe 💜
February 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
And now, a poem:

Keeping calm and carrying on…
February 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I wish for my final earthly disposition to be coffee grounds.
February 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM