Amari :: Nonbinary Bitch
@creatureoftheabyss.bsky.social
they/them
swear your allegiance, give penance for my day of birth
May 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
swear your allegiance, give penance for my day of birth
ahahaha just kidding about all that stuff I said I just got a free grill :)
May 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
ahahaha just kidding about all that stuff I said I just got a free grill :)
every fucking day I wake up in this piss world
May 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
every fucking day I wake up in this piss world
having a bad birthday makes me want to k*ll myself and I can't help that
May 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
having a bad birthday makes me want to k*ll myself and I can't help that
I wanna be in a band but let me just scream my favorite songs and cry and everyone just watch
April 8, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I wanna be in a band but let me just scream my favorite songs and cry and everyone just watch
the good news: everything fades
the bad news: everything fades
the bad news: everything fades
April 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
the good news: everything fades
the bad news: everything fades
the bad news: everything fades
they should make a taco bell item that doesn't make you moan sexually
March 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
they should make a taco bell item that doesn't make you moan sexually
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once you actually internalize that society is fake and we just made everything up and none of this is real other than the "realness" people have placed upon it, it's insane that anyone thought any of this would work in the first place
March 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
once you actually internalize that society is fake and we just made everything up and none of this is real other than the "realness" people have placed upon it, it's insane that anyone thought any of this would work in the first place
federal loans wanna garnish my wages, I think a lemon garnish would taste a lot better
March 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
federal loans wanna garnish my wages, I think a lemon garnish would taste a lot better
if I had a dollar for every racist thing my coworkers have said to me, I'd have like $15. that ain't shit. I got credit cards to pay off
March 20, 2025 at 11:14 AM
if I had a dollar for every racist thing my coworkers have said to me, I'd have like $15. that ain't shit. I got credit cards to pay off
boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I watch cat videos and cry on company time
March 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I watch cat videos and cry on company time
I'm just a girl, my biggest dream is to say "SEIZE HIM" and have my goons capture an enemy of the state
March 20, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I'm just a girl, my biggest dream is to say "SEIZE HIM" and have my goons capture an enemy of the state
I pray I go to hell, I'ma have a grocery list of bitches I am beating until they get detached retinas
March 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I pray I go to hell, I'ma have a grocery list of bitches I am beating until they get detached retinas
the doom eternal soundtrack stays on during sex
March 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
the doom eternal soundtrack stays on during sex
the sacrifices took place at the top of the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid, they cut their caHearts out
March 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
the sacrifices took place at the top of the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid, they cut their caHearts out
"they won't let us into government buildings" bitch ass bitch you better open the damn door
March 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
"they won't let us into government buildings" bitch ass bitch you better open the damn door
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Egg drop soup
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
March 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Egg drop soup
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
Reposted by Amari :: Nonbinary Bitch
Happy Valentine’s Day to all of my followers who are currently having sex while reading this post
February 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day to all of my followers who are currently having sex while reading this post
hey shawty, is you the twisting and unending fires of the underworld, scorching the tormented souls for eternity? bc you are HAWT
February 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
hey shawty, is you the twisting and unending fires of the underworld, scorching the tormented souls for eternity? bc you are HAWT
work wife? work husband? I'd throw lit cigarettes at my coworkers if I saw them pumping gas
February 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
work wife? work husband? I'd throw lit cigarettes at my coworkers if I saw them pumping gas
the camo Midwest Princess hats are the MAGA hats for bisexuals
February 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
the camo Midwest Princess hats are the MAGA hats for bisexuals
happy valentines day, I will be crawling on your ceiling at 7:59pm to spread the love
February 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
happy valentines day, I will be crawling on your ceiling at 7:59pm to spread the love
vegetarians: I eat vegetables instead of meat
carnists: I eat meat and no vegetables
RFK: I-I-I ea-a-at ba-atteries ra-aw
carnists: I eat meat and no vegetables
RFK: I-I-I ea-a-at ba-atteries ra-aw
February 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
vegetarians: I eat vegetables instead of meat
carnists: I eat meat and no vegetables
RFK: I-I-I ea-a-at ba-atteries ra-aw
carnists: I eat meat and no vegetables
RFK: I-I-I ea-a-at ba-atteries ra-aw
for every unmelanated person that "didn't understand the halftime show" I'm gonna tell them I "didn't understand LotR"
February 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
for every unmelanated person that "didn't understand the halftime show" I'm gonna tell them I "didn't understand LotR"