I'm the crazy juan
@crazy-juan.bsky.social
Chicago lifer and first responder. Cubs fan and ornament-on-the-back-of-the-tree Bears fan
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It’s still hard to believe the simple fact that this is all self-imposed. Everything that’s happening right now wasn’t the result of some foreign adversary destroying the country. We did this all to ourselves by electing the dumbest motherfucker to ever rule a nation.
April 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It’s still hard to believe the simple fact that this is all self-imposed. Everything that’s happening right now wasn’t the result of some foreign adversary destroying the country. We did this all to ourselves by electing the dumbest motherfucker to ever rule a nation.
Breaking. The Trump team is set to arrest and send to El Salvador any person belonging to the M O M gang. If they see a tattoo related to this notorious gang it's instant deportation.
April 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Breaking. The Trump team is set to arrest and send to El Salvador any person belonging to the M O M gang. If they see a tattoo related to this notorious gang it's instant deportation.
How does the tangerine man blame this on Biden
March 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
How does the tangerine man blame this on Biden
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I fucking love Eminem!!!! 💙
Rapper Eminem tells fans to shout “F*ck Trump” during his concert. 💀
March 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I fucking love Eminem!!!! 💙
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Fuck this orange piece of shit and his BFF Putin. What a fucking embarrassment to our allies for 80 years and frankly insulting to the memory of the 100s of thousand of innocent Ukrainians. Trump and Vance can eat a bag of dicks.
February 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Fuck this orange piece of shit and his BFF Putin. What a fucking embarrassment to our allies for 80 years and frankly insulting to the memory of the 100s of thousand of innocent Ukrainians. Trump and Vance can eat a bag of dicks.
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Don’t forget. For anyone who can, please abstain from buying anything tomorrow, unless it’s from a local business. We want to send a clear fucking message to these corporations & the WH fucktwat, that we have the power, not them.
If you’re in, raise your hand & say “Fuck Fascism!” ✋🏻
If you’re in, raise your hand & say “Fuck Fascism!” ✋🏻
February 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Don’t forget. For anyone who can, please abstain from buying anything tomorrow, unless it’s from a local business. We want to send a clear fucking message to these corporations & the WH fucktwat, that we have the power, not them.
If you’re in, raise your hand & say “Fuck Fascism!” ✋🏻
If you’re in, raise your hand & say “Fuck Fascism!” ✋🏻
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Backatcha!
Thank you to @maddow.msnbc.com for promoting @bsky.app on air and complimenting it.
Her on air support is truly important
Her on air support is truly important
February 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Backatcha!
I can't stop laughing! This is brilliantly done
February 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I can't stop laughing! This is brilliantly done
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Everyone is talking about eggs like they’re not in the room.
February 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Everyone is talking about eggs like they’re not in the room.
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Just calling it like I see it.
February 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Just calling it like I see it.
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This Project 2025 tracker says it all.
The Project 2025 tracker website is now live. You can also contribute via their SubReddit.
It important to understand where the US is headed now Vought is in charge to keep pushing its implementation.
Easier to digest than reading the full Project 2025 document with all its fascist narrative 🦋
It important to understand where the US is headed now Vought is in charge to keep pushing its implementation.
Easier to digest than reading the full Project 2025 document with all its fascist narrative 🦋
February 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
This Project 2025 tracker says it all.
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HOLY SHIT!! Rep. Kamlager-Dove:
“It is total corruption for an unelected unqualified billionaire like Elon Musk to…take control of our government to have access… of the information we use when we are trying to get a motherfucking tax return.”
“It is total corruption for an unelected unqualified billionaire like Elon Musk to…take control of our government to have access… of the information we use when we are trying to get a motherfucking tax return.”
February 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
HOLY SHIT!! Rep. Kamlager-Dove:
“It is total corruption for an unelected unqualified billionaire like Elon Musk to…take control of our government to have access… of the information we use when we are trying to get a motherfucking tax return.”
“It is total corruption for an unelected unqualified billionaire like Elon Musk to…take control of our government to have access… of the information we use when we are trying to get a motherfucking tax return.”
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February 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Make no mistake.
What's happening now with DOGE is worse than Jan 6th.
Private unelected terrorists have been given a key to steal our private information, make critical decisions about our citizens and country's future, and hack into bigger programs to screw with future elections.
What's happening now with DOGE is worse than Jan 6th.
Private unelected terrorists have been given a key to steal our private information, make critical decisions about our citizens and country's future, and hack into bigger programs to screw with future elections.
February 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Make no mistake.
What's happening now with DOGE is worse than Jan 6th.
Private unelected terrorists have been given a key to steal our private information, make critical decisions about our citizens and country's future, and hack into bigger programs to screw with future elections.
What's happening now with DOGE is worse than Jan 6th.
Private unelected terrorists have been given a key to steal our private information, make critical decisions about our citizens and country's future, and hack into bigger programs to screw with future elections.
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If America thinks tariffs will crush the resolve of Canadians – they’re wrong.
We will not roll over.
BC is stepping up to do our part by:
❌ Pulling US liquor off shelves
❌ Excluding US products from government purchases
We will not roll over.
BC is stepping up to do our part by:
❌ Pulling US liquor off shelves
❌ Excluding US products from government purchases
February 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If America thinks tariffs will crush the resolve of Canadians – they’re wrong.
We will not roll over.
BC is stepping up to do our part by:
❌ Pulling US liquor off shelves
❌ Excluding US products from government purchases
We will not roll over.
BC is stepping up to do our part by:
❌ Pulling US liquor off shelves
❌ Excluding US products from government purchases
I'm a fool but I ain't no damn fool!
February 1, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I'm a fool but I ain't no damn fool!
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Hey Jim- You were the best that @cnn.com had to offer & will be deeply missed! I look forward to the next chapter in your career & I'm not just saying that because of the killer Yoda impression you did when I was on your show.
Really love this cartoon from the great Michael De Adder. The outpouring of support coming in has been truly amazing! Thanks everybody!
January 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Hey Jim- You were the best that @cnn.com had to offer & will be deeply missed! I look forward to the next chapter in your career & I'm not just saying that because of the killer Yoda impression you did when I was on your show.
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The 2024 Nation’s Report Card shows Illinois’ 8th graders outperforming the national average in both math and reading, a testament to the academic strides Illinois students are making.
Congrats to our students, parents, and all the dedicated educators who made this possible!
Congrats to our students, parents, and all the dedicated educators who made this possible!
January 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The 2024 Nation’s Report Card shows Illinois’ 8th graders outperforming the national average in both math and reading, a testament to the academic strides Illinois students are making.
Congrats to our students, parents, and all the dedicated educators who made this possible!
Congrats to our students, parents, and all the dedicated educators who made this possible!
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Chef José Andres and his team are goddamn saints. And thank you to all the firefighters and first responders. I know you all must be exhausted physically and emotionally. I can’t even imagine… 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
January 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Chef José Andres and his team are goddamn saints. And thank you to all the firefighters and first responders. I know you all must be exhausted physically and emotionally. I can’t even imagine… 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Tomorrow, Jan 6th, I’ll be hanging with Lady Liberty.
January 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Tomorrow, Jan 6th, I’ll be hanging with Lady Liberty.