Crayon Witch
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I'm really glad the mug cake trend died a death
January 11, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I'm really glad the mug cake trend died a death
My cat looks like a bad animatronic sometimes
January 11, 2026 at 9:43 PM
My cat looks like a bad animatronic sometimes
If K-pop groups were glee clubs, EXO would be the Warblers. I can't explain why
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
If K-pop groups were glee clubs, EXO would be the Warblers. I can't explain why
Rachel Reeves is like a villain out of a Paddington film
October 23, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Rachel Reeves is like a villain out of a Paddington film
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Hello, rats and bats. It's #hauntalong time, and tonight I'm kicking off my selects with inarguably the best (authorized) Dracula movie ever.
October 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Hello, rats and bats. It's #hauntalong time, and tonight I'm kicking off my selects with inarguably the best (authorized) Dracula movie ever.
Taskmaster Day wooooo
September 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Taskmaster Day wooooo
Hatehatehate it when the temperature changes a few degrees and ALL THE SPIDERS COME OUT
September 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Hatehatehate it when the temperature changes a few degrees and ALL THE SPIDERS COME OUT
Awwwwww yeeeeeeee
In 10 days, the Taskmaster and his Go-thick assistant return.
Season 20 begins on Thursday 11th September on Channel 4 and on YouTube around the world.
Season 20 begins on Thursday 11th September on Channel 4 and on YouTube around the world.
September 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Awwwwww yeeeeeeee
Bugonia looks like such a waste of time. Just go watch Save the Green Planet
August 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Bugonia looks like such a waste of time. Just go watch Save the Green Planet
It feels so much like autumn all of a sudden and I am LOVING it
August 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
It feels so much like autumn all of a sudden and I am LOVING it
It's summertime, and everything's great, it's summertime, and everything's great
August 21, 2025 at 8:50 AM
It's summertime, and everything's great, it's summertime, and everything's great
Finally watching Chernobyl and it's got under my skin so badly
August 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Finally watching Chernobyl and it's got under my skin so badly
Dunno when I started being good at arm wrestling but I am l i v i n g for it
August 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Dunno when I started being good at arm wrestling but I am l i v i n g for it
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This might be the best AI joke I've seen so far
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This might be the best AI joke I've seen so far
BABY CAKES, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW KNOW
August 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
BABY CAKES, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW KNOW
Does anyone else get really fixated for a bit on a moderately boring snack? In my rich tea biscuit & cheese cracker era atm
July 31, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Does anyone else get really fixated for a bit on a moderately boring snack? In my rich tea biscuit & cheese cracker era atm
Growing up is realising soups and stews absolutely slap
July 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Growing up is realising soups and stews absolutely slap
Every six months I have to talk myself out of purchasing a crimping iron
July 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Every six months I have to talk myself out of purchasing a crimping iron
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like everyone I am entirely normal about iwtv s3 rockstar lestat
July 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
like everyone I am entirely normal about iwtv s3 rockstar lestat
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some pretty solid advice here
July 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
some pretty solid advice here
Not much more healing than a bacon & egg butty
July 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Not much more healing than a bacon & egg butty
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Jesus and the Devil, caught at a Coldplay gig
July 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Jesus and the Devil, caught at a Coldplay gig
Choosing a slightly savoury cake over chocolate makes me feel like such a grownup lol
July 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Choosing a slightly savoury cake over chocolate makes me feel like such a grownup lol