Spunk Knifedick: Attorney at Law.
@crashed.bsky.social
Even at my most deranged, I am sublime.
Not an actual attorney.
35 - he/him cis
Depraved, impulsive, indulgent shitposting. Cw: gratuitous nudity and general unvarnished indecency
@venividivamoose.bsky.social where I post less brain rot
Not an actual attorney.
35 - he/him cis
Depraved, impulsive, indulgent shitposting. Cw: gratuitous nudity and general unvarnished indecency
@venividivamoose.bsky.social where I post less brain rot
I'm so fucking bored
October 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm so fucking bored
Lol this is a bluesky account
November 11, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Lol this is a bluesky account
Why aren't dudes cuter. Why have I never been lovingly and skillfully jacked off. Why is the universe so full of mediocrity
March 28, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Why aren't dudes cuter. Why have I never been lovingly and skillfully jacked off. Why is the universe so full of mediocrity
I need to fuck or do crimes, preferably both but life doesn't give you everything.
March 28, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I need to fuck or do crimes, preferably both but life doesn't give you everything.
Need to find a love so strong I'd hide a body for it
March 27, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Need to find a love so strong I'd hide a body for it
Feeld is such a broken ass app lol
March 27, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Feeld is such a broken ass app lol
On the twos
March 27, 2024 at 12:48 PM
On the twos
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having no object permanence and getting scared when i put my dick in a pussy
March 26, 2024 at 8:12 PM
having no object permanence and getting scared when i put my dick in a pussy
Farted out a question
March 25, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Farted out a question
The lord is sending me signs
March 25, 2024 at 9:34 PM
The lord is sending me signs
Date photoshoot w/haus goals @hausofholes.bsky.social
March 25, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Date photoshoot w/haus goals @hausofholes.bsky.social
I must imagine myself as happy.
March 25, 2024 at 2:04 PM
I must imagine myself as happy.
Haven't bled in a fun way in a w h i l e
March 25, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Haven't bled in a fun way in a w h i l e
Yes, I am legitimately unwell and that is unfortunately part of the appeal.
March 24, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Yes, I am legitimately unwell and that is unfortunately part of the appeal.
Hogging all the male loneliness for myself
March 23, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Hogging all the male loneliness for myself
You get a month away from 36 and start wondering if your pessimism has robbed you of the opportunity to have a good life.
March 23, 2024 at 4:51 PM
You get a month away from 36 and start wondering if your pessimism has robbed you of the opportunity to have a good life.
I have to go back outside to take out stinky ass trash and I'm going to die if snow touches me again
March 22, 2024 at 11:58 PM
I have to go back outside to take out stinky ass trash and I'm going to die if snow touches me again
If you see this, post a bridge
March 21, 2024 at 8:46 PM
If you see this, post a bridge
I feel like shit but I am also horny and it sucks
March 21, 2024 at 3:15 AM
I feel like shit but I am also horny and it sucks
My head hurts again, probably because i haven't eaten in a full day whoops
March 20, 2024 at 11:58 PM
My head hurts again, probably because i haven't eaten in a full day whoops
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Bryan No Johnson
March 19, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Bryan No Johnson
I guess I've had worse days
March 19, 2024 at 9:55 PM
I guess I've had worse days
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Sources are telling me none of this shit fucking matters
March 19, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Sources are telling me none of this shit fucking matters
I'm at work for some reason
March 19, 2024 at 12:48 PM
I'm at work for some reason
I'm gonna fuck a hole in reality and pour all your bullshit into it
March 18, 2024 at 11:06 PM
I'm gonna fuck a hole in reality and pour all your bullshit into it