Spunk Knifedick: Attorney at Law.
@crashed.bsky.social
Even at my most deranged, I am sublime.
Not an actual attorney.
35 - he/him cis
Depraved, impulsive, indulgent shitposting. Cw: gratuitous nudity and general unvarnished indecency
@venividivamoose.bsky.social where I post less brain rot
Not an actual attorney.
35 - he/him cis
Depraved, impulsive, indulgent shitposting. Cw: gratuitous nudity and general unvarnished indecency
@venividivamoose.bsky.social where I post less brain rot
On the twos
March 27, 2024 at 12:48 PM
On the twos
If you see this, post a bridge
March 21, 2024 at 8:46 PM
If you see this, post a bridge
Drunk boy cooking some bean
March 18, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Drunk boy cooking some bean
This is not what I expected
March 16, 2024 at 7:11 PM
This is not what I expected
I'm not posting hole, I'm hosting pole.
March 1, 2024 at 12:35 AM
I'm not posting hole, I'm hosting pole.
lmao i love this fuckin game
February 27, 2024 at 8:12 PM
lmao i love this fuckin game
Hi. I was being literal as part of a goof, and I am not at all interested in your opinion on the franchise. Please see the attached image for further reference:
February 26, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Hi. I was being literal as part of a goof, and I am not at all interested in your opinion on the franchise. Please see the attached image for further reference:
There is only one open LJS in Chicago now.
February 23, 2024 at 3:28 AM
There is only one open LJS in Chicago now.
Cool, I was on fire for a second.
February 17, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Cool, I was on fire for a second.
I love reddit chat requests.
February 16, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I love reddit chat requests.
That valentine's day romance is in the air
February 14, 2024 at 9:01 PM
That valentine's day romance is in the air
Gearing up for a mundane Monday.
February 12, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Gearing up for a mundane Monday.
I'm investigating a type of guy rn.
February 8, 2024 at 4:00 PM
I'm investigating a type of guy rn.
I've produced some kind of alarming new superblood that I cannot wash off these scissors lol
February 7, 2024 at 1:45 AM
I've produced some kind of alarming new superblood that I cannot wash off these scissors lol
Hello, newskies. Choose Your Fighter.
February 6, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Hello, newskies. Choose Your Fighter.
I need to become independently wealthy soo can just reply "who the fuck is Daniel you fuckin chump"
February 5, 2024 at 8:07 PM
I need to become independently wealthy soo can just reply "who the fuck is Daniel you fuckin chump"
god, i miss this kid
January 28, 2024 at 7:11 AM
god, i miss this kid
Same as it ever was
January 27, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Same as it ever was
Doing some light dinner work
January 27, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Doing some light dinner work
I clean up well. I also have a weird squint when I smile
January 25, 2024 at 3:24 AM
I clean up well. I also have a weird squint when I smile
I like big mugs and I will not lie
January 22, 2024 at 2:15 AM
I like big mugs and I will not lie