The Man Who Fell To Gaetzland
@crankyoldfloridian.bsky.social
Cranky old fart puttering about on social media.
GenX. 🦕 rocker. Misanthrope.
Follower of the philosophy of DILLIGAF.
Dirty old man.
Pinko commie by Gaetzland standards.
Head pervert at a corporate 🍕 place.
GenX. 🦕 rocker. Misanthrope.
Follower of the philosophy of DILLIGAF.
Dirty old man.
Pinko commie by Gaetzland standards.
Head pervert at a corporate 🍕 place.
Why is MSDNC carrying live coverage of Trump's cabinet meetings? Kinda reminds me of Flash Gordon, where the rulers of Mongo's various kingdoms are competing for Ming's favor. So far, Ming...er, Trump hasn't asked anyone do demonstrate their loyalty by falling on their sword...yet.
April 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Why is MSDNC carrying live coverage of Trump's cabinet meetings? Kinda reminds me of Flash Gordon, where the rulers of Mongo's various kingdoms are competing for Ming's favor. So far, Ming...er, Trump hasn't asked anyone do demonstrate their loyalty by falling on their sword...yet.
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I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do......commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.
April 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do......commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.
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I always used to get from bosses "Hicks, how come you're not workin'?"
I'd go "There's nothing to do."
And they'd go "Well you pretend like you're workin"
"Yeah why don't you pretend I'm workin'? You get paid more than me. You fantasize, buddy
I'd go "There's nothing to do."
And they'd go "Well you pretend like you're workin"
"Yeah why don't you pretend I'm workin'? You get paid more than me. You fantasize, buddy
April 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I always used to get from bosses "Hicks, how come you're not workin'?"
I'd go "There's nothing to do."
And they'd go "Well you pretend like you're workin"
"Yeah why don't you pretend I'm workin'? You get paid more than me. You fantasize, buddy
I'd go "There's nothing to do."
And they'd go "Well you pretend like you're workin"
"Yeah why don't you pretend I'm workin'? You get paid more than me. You fantasize, buddy
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Those who voted for this are clear. They're saying all over the Internet exactly whom they wanted to suffer. They're only upset now because they're suffering too.
Leopards Eating Faces Party voters don't get that leopards only see tasty humans, NOT identities and differences that only matter to us.
Leopards Eating Faces Party voters don't get that leopards only see tasty humans, NOT identities and differences that only matter to us.
April 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Those who voted for this are clear. They're saying all over the Internet exactly whom they wanted to suffer. They're only upset now because they're suffering too.
Leopards Eating Faces Party voters don't get that leopards only see tasty humans, NOT identities and differences that only matter to us.
Leopards Eating Faces Party voters don't get that leopards only see tasty humans, NOT identities and differences that only matter to us.
This isn't supposed to be a documentary!
youtu.be/4jf8Bt4gD9Y?...
youtu.be/4jf8Bt4gD9Y?...
Canadian Bacon Official Trailer #1 - Rip Torn Movie (1995) HD
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers
youtu.be
March 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This isn't supposed to be a documentary!
youtu.be/4jf8Bt4gD9Y?...
youtu.be/4jf8Bt4gD9Y?...
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Yep, weather gets better, protests blow up, military shoots some people, martial law declared, people are scared. There will be a “presidential security force” lead by J6 rioters and proud boy’s. Separate from the military. It won’t work, but shits gonna get bad before it gets better. Don’t comply.
Martial law is all over my bingo card this year, prob by summer
February 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Yep, weather gets better, protests blow up, military shoots some people, martial law declared, people are scared. There will be a “presidential security force” lead by J6 rioters and proud boy’s. Separate from the military. It won’t work, but shits gonna get bad before it gets better. Don’t comply.
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Ukraine peace plan latest
The new Private Eye is out now
The new Private Eye is out now
February 19, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Ukraine peace plan latest
The new Private Eye is out now
The new Private Eye is out now
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I'm feeling nostalgic for competence.
February 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I'm feeling nostalgic for competence.
I keep seeing that nobody wants DMs. What are DMs? I know what BMs are.
February 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I keep seeing that nobody wants DMs. What are DMs? I know what BMs are.
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Scientists have crafted a straightforward message for intelligent extraterrestrials, cautioning them against approaching Earth due to the planet's turbulent and destructive tendencies.#ufo#uap#aliens#ovni#ufosky
Scientists Write New Message to Intelligent Aliens: “Don’t Bother”
“The inhabitants of this planet are extremely violent, clinically insane and taste really bad.”
medium.com
February 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Sleep tight, America.
futurism.com/state-depart...
futurism.com/state-depart...
State Department Insider on Elon Musk Accessing Nuclear Weapons: “If You Make Something Idiot-Proof, the World Will Build a Better Idiot”
Elon Musk's government takeover is obviously freaking everyone out — but there's no need to worry about him accessing the nukes just yet.
futurism.com
February 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Sleep tight, America.
futurism.com/state-depart...
futurism.com/state-depart...
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But whips and chains excite me.
But whips and chains excite me.
February 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But whips and chains excite me.
But whips and chains excite me.
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The last election is a story of a White House hijacked by voter suppression powered by the actions of vigilantes. Trump’s return to power wasn’t a triumph of democracy — it was a masterclass in disenfranchisement.
Learn more: www.gregpalast.com/trump-lost-v...
Learn more: www.gregpalast.com/trump-lost-v...
February 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The last election is a story of a White House hijacked by voter suppression powered by the actions of vigilantes. Trump’s return to power wasn’t a triumph of democracy — it was a masterclass in disenfranchisement.
Learn more: www.gregpalast.com/trump-lost-v...
Learn more: www.gregpalast.com/trump-lost-v...
Turnabout is fair play. D'ya think he'd take the offer?
www.newsweek.com/us-denmark-t...
www.newsweek.com/us-denmark-t...
America's NATO ally urged to "buy California"
"Let's buy California from Donald Trump!...California could be ours, and we need your help to make it happen," the petition reads.
www.newsweek.com
February 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Turnabout is fair play. D'ya think he'd take the offer?
www.newsweek.com/us-denmark-t...
www.newsweek.com/us-denmark-t...
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MY DREAM FOR SUPERBOWL 2025
TRUMP
PRESENT
FOR
THE
SUPERBOWL
2025
WHEN
EVERY
SINGLE
PLAYER
PULLS
THEIR
PANTS
DOWN
AND
MOONS
HIS
SLIMMY
34
FELON
ASS!
THIS IS MY DREAM FOR HIM TO BE HUMILIATED IN FRONT OF THE 🌎!
TRUMP
PRESENT
FOR
THE
SUPERBOWL
2025
WHEN
EVERY
SINGLE
PLAYER
PULLS
THEIR
PANTS
DOWN
AND
MOONS
HIS
SLIMMY
34
FELON
ASS!
THIS IS MY DREAM FOR HIM TO BE HUMILIATED IN FRONT OF THE 🌎!
February 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
MY DREAM FOR SUPERBOWL 2025
TRUMP
PRESENT
FOR
THE
SUPERBOWL
2025
WHEN
EVERY
SINGLE
PLAYER
PULLS
THEIR
PANTS
DOWN
AND
MOONS
HIS
SLIMMY
34
FELON
ASS!
THIS IS MY DREAM FOR HIM TO BE HUMILIATED IN FRONT OF THE 🌎!
TRUMP
PRESENT
FOR
THE
SUPERBOWL
2025
WHEN
EVERY
SINGLE
PLAYER
PULLS
THEIR
PANTS
DOWN
AND
MOONS
HIS
SLIMMY
34
FELON
ASS!
THIS IS MY DREAM FOR HIM TO BE HUMILIATED IN FRONT OF THE 🌎!
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I was playing a town called Fyffe, Alabama. They wanted me to host their annual rickets telethon. Last year they had all these UFO sightings.
Apparently everyone saw these UFOs - which really pissed me off, 'cause when I was there...about 40 people saw me.
Apparently everyone saw these UFOs - which really pissed me off, 'cause when I was there...about 40 people saw me.
February 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I was playing a town called Fyffe, Alabama. They wanted me to host their annual rickets telethon. Last year they had all these UFO sightings.
Apparently everyone saw these UFOs - which really pissed me off, 'cause when I was there...about 40 people saw me.
Apparently everyone saw these UFOs - which really pissed me off, 'cause when I was there...about 40 people saw me.
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