CraftBetch 🧶 🌱
@craftyvegan.bsky.social
Autistic, parent, vegan, yarnbender of the fiber nation, technomancer, atheist, finder of things, any pronouns (yes, even *that* one), pinko commie, general nuisance, adult human chicken
For anyone considering children: my (almost) 3yo just lost her entire shit because she asked for her juice and her 4yo brother gave it to her 😐😑😑
June 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
For anyone considering children: my (almost) 3yo just lost her entire shit because she asked for her juice and her 4yo brother gave it to her 😐😑😑
We’ve seen a lot of photos of the detained men, and of course that’s horrific, but #WhereAreTheChildren?
#WhereAreTheWomen?
#WhereAreTheWomen?
June 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
We’ve seen a lot of photos of the detained men, and of course that’s horrific, but #WhereAreTheChildren?
#WhereAreTheWomen?
#WhereAreTheWomen?
Yes. It squeaks like a mf
If a military parade marches down a street and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
June 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Yes. It squeaks like a mf
June 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
That’s what I’m saying 🤨
The turnout for the No Kings protests have been amazing which makes me wonder…. Where the hell these mfs was at in November 🤔
June 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
That’s what I’m saying 🤨
Happy #ObamaAppreciationDay to those who celebrate ^_^
June 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Happy #ObamaAppreciationDay to those who celebrate ^_^
Not saying the #FargoMoorhead protest is being kettled, but it’s starting to look that way.
Stay safe everyone
#NoKings2025
Stay safe everyone
#NoKings2025
June 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Not saying the #FargoMoorhead protest is being kettled, but it’s starting to look that way.
Stay safe everyone
#NoKings2025
Stay safe everyone
#NoKings2025
Republicans talking about everyone Hispanic or Latino
February 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Republicans talking about everyone Hispanic or Latino
Why do I feel insane negotiating with a 4yo?
4yo: I want to go to the beach
Me: we can’t go to the beach. It’s cold and winter and snowy out
4yo: but I want to relax at the beach
Me: go touch the glass door then. If it’s hot we can go to the beach, if it’s cold we stay here
4yo: its hot!
4yo: I want to go to the beach
Me: we can’t go to the beach. It’s cold and winter and snowy out
4yo: but I want to relax at the beach
Me: go touch the glass door then. If it’s hot we can go to the beach, if it’s cold we stay here
4yo: its hot!
January 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Why do I feel insane negotiating with a 4yo?
4yo: I want to go to the beach
Me: we can’t go to the beach. It’s cold and winter and snowy out
4yo: but I want to relax at the beach
Me: go touch the glass door then. If it’s hot we can go to the beach, if it’s cold we stay here
4yo: its hot!
4yo: I want to go to the beach
Me: we can’t go to the beach. It’s cold and winter and snowy out
4yo: but I want to relax at the beach
Me: go touch the glass door then. If it’s hot we can go to the beach, if it’s cold we stay here
4yo: its hot!
Tesla drivers are the new BMW drivers. Pass it on.
January 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Tesla drivers are the new BMW drivers. Pass it on.
Heartwarming: one of the worst people you know is having a rough week
James Woods lost his home in Pacific Palisades in the LA wildfire and says he has no homeowners insurance because a “major company” supposedly canceled his policy several months ago.
January 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Heartwarming: one of the worst people you know is having a rough week
Went to bed with 100 across the board and woke up at 7:26 (roughly 26 min past the programmed time for it to start losing points) to a “dead cat”…
January 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Went to bed with 100 across the board and woke up at 7:26 (roughly 26 min past the programmed time for it to start losing points) to a “dead cat”…
Looking for his what now? 👀
January 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Looking for his what now? 👀
As is wealth hoarding and power seeking 🤝
Transphobia is a mental illness.
January 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
As is wealth hoarding and power seeking 🤝
I can’t wait for this to bite him in the ass the same way it did for the musky husky
January 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I can’t wait for this to bite him in the ass the same way it did for the musky husky
I must say these childhood games are much easier to manage as a grown adult 🤔
January 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I must say these childhood games are much easier to manage as a grown adult 🤔
29 Christmas tamales 😤
December 25, 2024 at 5:41 PM
29 Christmas tamales 😤
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The project that caused me to engage in yarn chicken
December 24, 2024 at 11:29 AM
The project that caused me to engage in yarn chicken
Tfw you win at yarn chicken
December 24, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Tfw you win at yarn chicken
Just thinking about this baby doll my 2yo got and how the designer airbrushed pressure lines on its feet under the shoes…
Kind of a weird detail 🤨
Kind of a weird detail 🤨
December 22, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Just thinking about this baby doll my 2yo got and how the designer airbrushed pressure lines on its feet under the shoes…
Kind of a weird detail 🤨
Kind of a weird detail 🤨
Subzero take: housing should be a right, not a privilege.
Seriously fuck this country.
December 22, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Subzero take: housing should be a right, not a privilege.
If you’re bad enough at cooking, it’s a plasma
@TSA is chicken pot pie filling considered liquid or solid?
December 22, 2024 at 9:38 PM
If you’re bad enough at cooking, it’s a plasma
