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Allison Wrabel
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City woman. Opinions mine. Enthusiastic about Cleveland sports. #YRICD. Peaked in middle school. Last name rhymes with table. #MIZ CLE-COU-CHO
In the middle of a conversation about a forbidden Thanksgiving topic, the dog started peeing on the floor.
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Taps the sign.
I said this in a group text but I’ll say it out here: maybe we have too much national media?
🤞I have been holding this screenshot since '16 hoping one day this sociopath reveals himself. And what do yo know - Lizza would have been 42. A bunch of empty careerists. www.gq.com/story/inside...
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
My battery model is slightly different than the two recalled, but I wonder how much that matters?

I can’t decide if I should just scrap my whole bike or drop $500 for a new battery. I don’t think I ride my bike enough to justify getting a whole new bike at this time 🙃🙃
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Batteries for E-Bikes from Rad Power Bikes Due to Fire Hazard; Risk of Serious Injury or Death www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I said this in a group text but I’ll say it out here: maybe we have too much national media?
🤞I have been holding this screenshot since '16 hoping one day this sociopath reveals himself. And what do yo know - Lizza would have been 42. A bunch of empty careerists. www.gq.com/story/inside...
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
There is a ginormous praying mantis who’s been living on our downtown mall deck for more than a month and they’re looking a little rough now. Is there a safe way to move them or should I just let them be?

(They really like to hang out on the door frame, like the photo below, which is not ideal)
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Not just a garden, a garden with fountains! Plural!!!!
writers! you can just have a garden, you don’t have to have a metaphor
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I’ve refused to read anything that woman has written in nearly 10 years, why the heck would I start now?
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“Rabies vaccine mandates are ‘kind of the definition of fascism, where government and corporations have merged, and now it’s claimed that it’s science—it’s scientific, so therefore it’s public health.’”

Ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaah

slate.com/life/2025/11...
A Growing Number of People Refuse to Vaccinate Their Pets. They Have a Mind-Boggling Reason Why.
No rabies shot for you, Baxter.
slate.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
We’re on the next gen Acela and we used upgrade passes to get first class.

First thing I saw when getting on the train: 4 people fixing the bathroom, as the toilet isn’t flushing 😅
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Can an attorney or someone in law enforcement explain to me how “a ticket while on an electric bike or scooter will go on your driving record, just like with a car” when you don’t have to have a license to ride a bicycle or scooter?
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This is the second (that I’m aware of) issue with a generic vyvanse in the last two months. I don’t remember there being this many issues before the patent expired!

Luckily they’ve been fairly mild, as far as I’m aware, but overall it’s a little frustrating.
November 6, 2025 at 11:20 AM
The outdated Tonsler location showing up places might be a VPAP, not state elections department, issue.

Here’s the info for the address of an undeveloped property owned by habitat in the tonsler now Buford/CMS area, and what the state website says for polling location versus VPAP:
November 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Someone needs to explain the time change to my cat. He thinks it’s time for lunch already 🥲
November 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I think if you have a dream where you’re back in school you should get a free pass from work the next day.

“I spent all night writing an essay on a book I haven’t read since high school!!! Please excuse my absence from work today.”
October 29, 2025 at 11:13 AM
You could change everything after “how Virginia does” and this could apply to a lot of things.
October 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Someone with uva football must’ve heard me mocking them earlier this year

(But also how is a team that has almost lost to 3 unranked teams ranked 15?!)
October 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Why are “get out the vote” efforts so creepy? There were the vaguely threatening sounding postcards last year, now I’ve gotten two of these texts this year.
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I can’t see Andrew cuomo without thinking about these photos of him from 2020 www.vice.com/en/article/w...
We Asked Professional Piercers If Cuomo Actually Has Nipple Rings
Outlines under the Governor's shirt are causing a frenzy online. But does the internet's Pandemic Daddy really have pierced nipples?
www.vice.com
October 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Local news is definitely dying/dead because I haven’t seen any reporting on the draft PBR shortage in Charlottesville. Ten years ago my colleagues would’ve been on that! No happy meals at millers ☹️
October 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I must meet Lois Beckett one day.
October 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It’s called ADHD, and past instances of people speaking about specifically the airport.

There are really actually only a few gaps in this currently (once you get out of the city).

Green are shared use paths, blue are bike lanes, red is approved shared use paths (I added the red).
October 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You shouldn’t be allowed to have a”Virginia is for lovers” bumper sticker on your car if you don’t give pedestrians the right of way, and you proceed to mock them when you illegally don’t stop.
October 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I’m glad Joe flacco’s kids are learning all about what it’s like to be a Browns fan. What happened is correct.
September 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Wow look at all these students on the hill who just witnessed history!
September 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
We’ve made it to reversion on Reddit.
September 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM