What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?

The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”

Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie

Everyone's like OH NOW ROMANCE AUTHORS ARE GONNA BE DROPPING VIGILANTE KILLERS TARGETING BIG CORPS IN A DYSTOPIAN LANDSCAPE and like

have you met our backlist? 🤣

Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡

I'd like to remind everyone that Kendrick Lamar said in a blanket statement that he doesn't respect white comedians who disrespect Black women and Andrew Schulz and everyone who has ever heard Andrew Schultz knew exactly who Kendrick was talking about. That's something.

Gonna start a school for politicians to learn how to go on podcasts and I'm going to charge so much money and also the entire thing is going to be rephrasing the sentence, "Now, for this next part, you're going to want to pretend like you're currently a human person."

Early days, but another exciting application of vaccine technology.

And a tough one for antivaxx crowd.

Vaccine shows promise against aggressive breast cancer medicine.washu.edu/news/vaccine....

people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.