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@crabwithagun.bsky.social
Snip snap bang
America's favorite dumbass
World's least favorite aggrieved crustacean
Accept No Immatations®
America's favorite dumbass
World's least favorite aggrieved crustacean
Accept No Immatations®
Pinned
I'm gonna leave this up just in case I piss of any liberals or American Democrats™ to clarify my reasoning and and my position.
Credit: Omar El Akkad (@oelakkad on insta) & @cbcnews-rss.bsky.social
Credit: Omar El Akkad (@oelakkad on insta) & @cbcnews-rss.bsky.social
BREAKING: Santa Claus and 13 reindeer killed instantly by Iron Dome air defense system midair while passing over Tel Aviv at 12:36am last night. Officials stated that the high velocity light of Rudolf registered as surface to surface rocket propelled ordinance by Palantir AI systems.
December 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
BREAKING: Santa Claus and 13 reindeer killed instantly by Iron Dome air defense system midair while passing over Tel Aviv at 12:36am last night. Officials stated that the high velocity light of Rudolf registered as surface to surface rocket propelled ordinance by Palantir AI systems.
Christmas time has come and gone and what have we learned? The fat man still walks free. Get your shit together people. If that red-clad jolly elf fuck breaks into my house next year my army shall march north one final time.
December 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Christmas time has come and gone and what have we learned? The fat man still walks free. Get your shit together people. If that red-clad jolly elf fuck breaks into my house next year my army shall march north one final time.
@tomwalker.bsky.social I have a trophy you need to accept. It's a small one, and it has some gunk on it, but it's yours all the same.
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
@tomwalker.bsky.social I have a trophy you need to accept. It's a small one, and it has some gunk on it, but it's yours all the same.
All Crabs Are Odonian. Any crab that says otherwise is a propertarian and a liar. #annares #bordersareviolence
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
All Crabs Are Odonian. Any crab that says otherwise is a propertarian and a liar. #annares #bordersareviolence
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Work again tomorrow
November 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Work again tomorrow
telling the christofascists they're idiots for believing the rapture is happening this week is boring. after tomorrow I'm telling christians that God only raptured like 20 or 30 people and the rest of them were left behind.
September 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
telling the christofascists they're idiots for believing the rapture is happening this week is boring. after tomorrow I'm telling christians that God only raptured like 20 or 30 people and the rest of them were left behind.
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Testing a theory:
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
CAN I GET A 'FUCK ICE' IN CHAT
ICE is only as old as the Kangaroo Jack movie and neither needed to exist
September 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Testing a theory:
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
New favorite guy just dropped
September 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
New favorite guy just dropped
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Try THIS if you're depressed! (works 100% of the time)
September 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Try THIS if you're depressed! (works 100% of the time)
Small baby with tiny head and big sass ❤️
September 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Small baby with tiny head and big sass ❤️
suing Construction Paper®. my house didn't survive one (1) rainfall. outrageous.
September 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
suing Construction Paper®. my house didn't survive one (1) rainfall. outrageous.
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Mary Shelley doesn't get enough credit for not only anticipating the silver-spooned narcissist techbro who recklessly creates technology without thinking through the consequences, but also for knowing that said techbro would be an absolutely terrible father.
May 17, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Mary Shelley doesn't get enough credit for not only anticipating the silver-spooned narcissist techbro who recklessly creates technology without thinking through the consequences, but also for knowing that said techbro would be an absolutely terrible father.
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Eeeeeeeeaahhhhhhhh
August 1, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Eeeeeeeeaahhhhhhhh
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I don’t even know how to explain to someone that the relative that they have that is a maga guy is a rube, every single one of them are this guy www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...
NH Man Loses Life Savings On Carnival Game
Henry Gribbohm says he lost his life savings, $2,600, on a carnival game and all he has to show for it is a stuffed banana with dreadlocks.
www.cbsnews.com
July 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I don’t even know how to explain to someone that the relative that they have that is a maga guy is a rube, every single one of them are this guy www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...
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He got their asses
July 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
He got their asses
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