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How was the guitar one purple???? Argh
November 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I know Trump isn't fit, but his stomach is not THAT big right?

We all know Jerry Seinfeld is under that trench coat. Who else could it be?

Can you imagine eating airline food with Jerry Seinfeld in your trench coat? What would even be the deal with that?
October 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The #Charlie #Kirk memorial was very very straight. So straight. Completey heterosexual. Cis even (but don't you dare say it)!

The same thing happened at the last RNC.

But that's none of my business.

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September 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Nothing like a joke that just pours out of you so fast you don't even spell tsar right
Communists have done terrible things, my great-grandfather was a victim in Russia. Communism never works, it always makes people starve, purges, authoritarianism & they have jails. And the rulers get rich!!

So like I was saying Tsaer Nicholas was just absolutely railing on my grandfather's balls.
June 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I know this is controversial but the empire deserved the death Star. Yes, a million people, many civilians, but if you build a gun that can kill billions of people, someone's going to blow up your gun. It's called blowback.

Emancipation for all.

#EwoksArentVegan
June 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
@fdsignifier.bsky.social

Thank you for finally putting Goku in his place. That was a difficult conversation to have but I think we all really needed it and I'm grateful that you were brave enough to approach that.

His apathy and lack of any core ideology, focus on violence, he had it coming.
June 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Finally had a moment on blue sky ❤️
"I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.

“So do I,” said Gandalf, “so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

"What must we do?" Frodo asked.

"Hah", chuckled the Wizard, "Heroin!"
June 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
We have fun around here
Before I got this job there was a show called the boys, I don't know if it's still on but there was a character based on aoc who could make people's heads explode.

Please listen. That is not fictional. I saw somebody give her cold coffee and it was like a tomato in a pneumatic vice

Tell Xi, please
June 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Zero motion on bluesky but I'll never go back to 🐦

The more I stare into the void, the more I become of the void. The void feels no pain. No sadness. But there's no joy without grief.

I will never surrender to you void. And I've got a secret.

While youve stared back at me, I've robbed you blind.
a yellow cartoon character is holding a cup of coffee .
ALT: a yellow cartoon character is holding a cup of coffee .
media.tenor.com
June 17, 2025 at 8:09 AM
After way too much time on reverse image search, I believe the Trump Mobile T1 phone is a "Narzo N35". A $150 burner phone with a sticker, for $500.

An 83rd Grift Has Hit Trump Towers.

I only pray all the Deborah's and truck selfie guys can be very racist on Facebook with only 4 gigs of ram.
June 17, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Socialist 9/11 stan dares to compare our incredibly bored armed forces to a heavily brainwashed army that marches good. Uhm, it's a parade, marching isn't important.

Enjoy your modest house that you provide to your family and practical car you class traitor!

#usausa #grungemarch #hasan #nocrowdlol
June 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Troubling rant Sam Altman. I'm sure billionaires will indeed benefit like bandits.

It's fun nowhere in your challenges section you mention human wellbeing. I'm pretty sure they are going to thermoberic 98% of us and leave a few to be the servant class, no one mentions UBI anymore.
June 11, 2025 at 10:52 AM
June 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Q) Why did Trump reactivate the Baby Grinding Robots?

A) Who's in charge of the baby Grinding Robots?

Q) The DOBGA?

A) Who runs the DOBGA?

Q) The Gu..government?

A) Did you just say the Gu Gu Ga Ga?

Q) No!

BGR TEAM 6 WE GOT US A BABY IN THE PRESS POOL!

*WHIIRRRRRRRRR*

#usa #press #freedom
May 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
So far I'm not a big fan of artificial intelligence.

But this grok dude is the gift that keeps on giving.

#ai #grok #elon
May 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Today marks the 3 day anniversary of Taylor lorenz liking three of my replies.

The GOAT.

My parents said I would never amount to anything, but look who is laughing now ma!
May 2, 2025 at 7:20 AM
May 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Someday I will be remembered posthumously as a good bluesky poster.
I think the important question isn't why he wore such an inappropriate color, but if he said 'thank you'.

#GratitudeGate #BlueSuit #ButDidjaSayIt #YourPopeNews
April 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
For Your Consideration,

From the minds who brought you "Houthis Bout To Find Out Why If We Get Cancer Our Best Outcome Is Bankruptcy"...

The Most Depressing Image Company Presents...

'We Can't Experience Joy Because Of GDP Growth'

#houthi #medicalbankruptcy #gdp #americanexceptionalism #USA #joy
April 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Absolutely insane for NYT to frame Hasan as having a “MAGA body”. I’ve been to dozens of MAGA events and can promise you that Hasan is absolutely not the standard MAGA body type
April 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The paper of record is giving progressives attention, perhaps polling is starting to matter again?

More likely, I think the gray lady is feeling thirsty. She's finna slum it with this hulking ottoman.

The last time she had a good time? No living human knows, but love is love, good luck to them.
Hasan Piker: A Progressive Mind in a MAGA Body
Hasan Piker pumps iron, likes weapons and wears pearls. His brand of masculinity has won him many fans online — and has been a useful vehicle for his politics.
www.nytimes.com
April 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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"israelophobia" what if we don't talk for a little bit
April 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I think the important question isn't why he wore such an inappropriate color, but if he said 'thank you'.

#GratitudeGate #BlueSuit #ButDidjaSayIt #YourPopeNews
April 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If they ever do make a Jordan B Peterson biographical film I know the person who was born to play the role.

Do not ignore me Hollywood, I know roughly where you are located on a map.

#hasanabi #hasanpiker #hasanthehun
April 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
April 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM