Song That Ends The Earth
crabification.bsky.social
Song That Ends The Earth
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I know Trump isn't fit, but his stomach is not THAT big right?

We all know Jerry Seinfeld is under that trench coat. Who else could it be?

Can you imagine eating airline food with Jerry Seinfeld in your trench coat? What would even be the deal with that?
October 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The #Charlie #Kirk memorial was very very straight. So straight. Completey heterosexual. Cis even (but don't you dare say it)!

The same thing happened at the last RNC.

But that's none of my business.

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September 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Yes it's a very good example of

NOTICE ME SENPAI TRIPPPE TRIKE
June 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Cease your investigations! You triggered keywords the cloud people follow very carefully.

I don't know why the cloud people are particularly interested in this, their minds are very mistyrious.

Im not the artist / not associated, but if you like this art, 'neon grizzly' may hold answers you seek.
June 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Before this joke it's big I just want to come clean.

I totally plagiarized this entire joke from the man I believe is the zodiac killer. I only changed the setting and era.

We all stand on the shoulders of giants. I have to give credit where it's due.
June 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Hate it. Especially shorts.

The title is ALWAYS unrelated, the script is directly quoted from a wiki synopsis, image generation with secured but still doesn't fit, everything is automated. And the channel might make 100 grand a month.

I'm doing the Goku thing again.
Please kind sir:

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June 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Hey unc, that is my age I think.

Thank you for finally having that goku discussion. I know you've been putting it off and none of us really wanted to get into it but I'm glad you did and that its finally over.

That was a really fun video, appreciate you!

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June 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
@fdsignifier.bsky.social

Thank you for finally putting Goku in his place. That was a difficult conversation to have but I think we all really needed it and I'm grateful that you were brave enough to approach that.

His apathy and lack of any core ideology, focus on violence, he had it coming.
June 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Was great to hear it didcussed. I was a punk kid but many of us were not biggots, some turned out to be though. I guess that became 'gamergate'. Hated 4chan so much we conquered 90% of EVE Online over a quarrel with them. And that game was a nightmare.

Anyway, enjoyed the show will keep tuning in.
June 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I know Reddit is not that cool but one of my favorite subs is r/socialismiscapitalism where we collect thousands of examples of people describing the problems with socialism by describing capitalism.

I've never seen the movie saw but I feel like the bad guy in it based off the bits I've heard.
June 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Note from Crab Jr.

In letter 324, My father clarified that Gandalf and Frodo did indeed go on to do a great deal of heroin and spent their days relaxing.

Finally, the Eagle King came for the ring, saying "Fine, fuck! Whatever, we will do the volcano thing".

The two friends agreed this was 'rad'.
June 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
After way too much time on reverse image search, I believe the Trump Mobile T1 phone is a "Narzo N35". A $150 burner phone with a sticker, for $500.

An 83rd Grift Has Hit Trump Towers.

I only pray all the Deborah's and truck selfie guys can be very racist on Facebook with only 4 gigs of ram.
June 17, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Socialist 9/11 stan dares to compare our incredibly bored armed forces to a heavily brainwashed army that marches good. Uhm, it's a parade, marching isn't important.

Enjoy your modest house that you provide to your family and practical car you class traitor!

#usausa #grungemarch #hasan #nocrowdlol
June 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Troubling rant Sam Altman. I'm sure billionaires will indeed benefit like bandits.

It's fun nowhere in your challenges section you mention human wellbeing. I'm pretty sure they are going to thermoberic 98% of us and leave a few to be the servant class, no one mentions UBI anymore.
June 11, 2025 at 10:52 AM
June 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Q) Why did Trump reactivate the Baby Grinding Robots?

A) Who's in charge of the baby Grinding Robots?

Q) The DOBGA?

A) Who runs the DOBGA?

Q) The Gu..government?

A) Did you just say the Gu Gu Ga Ga?

Q) No!

BGR TEAM 6 WE GOT US A BABY IN THE PRESS POOL!

*WHIIRRRRRRRRR*

#usa #press #freedom
May 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
So far I'm not a big fan of artificial intelligence.

But this grok dude is the gift that keeps on giving.

#ai #grok #elon
May 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
May 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
For Your Consideration,

From the minds who brought you "Houthis Bout To Find Out Why If We Get Cancer Our Best Outcome Is Bankruptcy"...

The Most Depressing Image Company Presents...

'We Can't Experience Joy Because Of GDP Growth'

#houthi #medicalbankruptcy #gdp #americanexceptionalism #USA #joy
April 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Look I'm not a big Pokémon guy, I was born a few years to early so it was huge in middle school when I was a junior in highschool, where it was lame, and that was pretty much it.

Maybe the grass dude is ok but I don't think you can or should eat these 3 specific things I remember from the cartoon:
April 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I think the important question isn't why he wore such an inappropriate color, but if he said 'thank you'.

#GratitudeGate #BlueSuit #ButDidjaSayIt #YourPopeNews
April 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If they ever do make a Jordan B Peterson biographical film I know the person who was born to play the role.

Do not ignore me Hollywood, I know roughly where you are located on a map.

#hasanabi #hasanpiker #hasanthehun
April 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
April 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I can't message you but I'm sorry again and I sent you what I could.
April 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Thanks to Molly Shaw for giving me grace when I didn't deserve it and I'm sorry to any of you I kneekerked at, I am not used to attention.

This image isn't showing off, just want to show I followed through. Sorry to Marrah & Miela and their family.

Best,
April 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM