Song That Ends The Earth
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Song That Ends The Earth
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I thought guitar category must be yellow, then I thought ok it must be green, then, no way it's blue..
November 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
You know, maybe Jerry Seinfeld has been way more subversive than we ever imagined, maybe he's actually way past Kaufman.

Maybe this is the real series finale to the show about nothing?

🤯
October 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Or more likely- their cognitive dissonance is so incredibly honed that they will deny it and still think they are the only real Christians- while Trump (or maybe it's Vance or Theil I don't know), literally grows horns and starts singing the song that ends the earth.

Oh hey that's my name, neat!
September 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Be careful what you wish for, if the rapture is really coming, it might be time to convert.

The really nice centrist Methodist fella you know who that volunteers in the soup kitchen, he's sorted.

We will be hunted as food by mobs with MTG haircuts who've finally accepted they are Satanists.
September 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Well according to the made up lore from fictional books in the 90s with no basis in the Bible (also fiction), the rapture can only happen if the antichrist has already taken power, and the people who follow him are not getting away. The nice Christians go, and we will get stuck here with maga 😭
September 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
You blew my mind @hankgreen.bsky.social and it's so obvious!! Thank you for always giving me something new to think about every day, but this one.. and it's so wild I've never thought of that 🤯

youtu.be/ElpRJQ2FZiM?...
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July 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Forget all of these ice moons, it couldn't work!! You absolutely just need the right land to water ratio, forget the gas giant to pull in asteroids, forget about goldilocks zones, forget tectonics forget magnetosphere!! Land water ratio!!!
July 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Sorry off topic but oh my gosh!

Land! That's huge! Why don't we put that variable in the equations!!! Even with language and highly developed appendages, can't mix chemicals! Forget about electricity!!!
July 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
NO SHE'S A BRAVE HERO
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July 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
You miss every ball you don't swing at my friend.
July 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
yeah fd signifier did a video today on that ethnic divide

it's not really an issue I feel like qualified to weigh in on with an opinion but I think @fdsignifier.bsky.social did a good job on it.

youtu.be/eb-twzyyusk?...

I just realized saying it's a good video is actually an opinion 😬
Have we learned anything from what happened to Bernie Sanders?
YouTube video by Signified B Sides
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July 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
yeah that's me! they actually based Rocco on my life I don't know why they gave me an Australian accent though 🤔

I wish I had seen you on such a big fan.
July 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
when you say biblical grounds is it because when he beat his slave with a rod the slabe didn't get better after a week or two? if so that's pretty serious 😔

one thing we can say for sure she's a hero and brave
July 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
oh hey that was me yeah I figured you mighta needed a little pick me up. I'm sorry I didn't realize you were sober you know that's a tough journey and I wish you well.

also you say California sober so I'm assuming you mean you're on edibles and microdosing psilocybin and ketamine. i should try that
July 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It is socialist comes in here and raises our taxes by 1% I will have no choice but to flee! Take my kids out of school quit my job I'll have to run away to Florida and I don't like mosquitoes or humidity.

What do you expect me to do pay 1% taxes? Why I aughta...
July 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Yeah but have you seen the prices in Boca Raton???

And do you know how much it costs to get a Bloomberg terminal and get a dedicated server within a kilometer of the NYSE building?
July 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Dang I replied to this person and then scroll down and all of of my favorite accounts are also replying to this person, this must be a cool person! hello Joe! I'm that crab who did the long joke about Ted Cruz being the zodiac killer he's not right away definitely not.
July 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Hey what are you doing in here you I like you
July 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
72 to 75 million Americans of voting age with zero representation and all of the blame.

Now if we remove the positive socialism view:
Progressives (self identified) makeup 36% of the voting population.

The progressive caucus? 21% in the house and again 1% in the senate.

That's disenfranchisement
July 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I did some math the other day in a Reddit post but basically 29% of Americans have a favorable view of socialism. The 3rd of America has 1.3% representation in the house of reps and one percent representative in the senate (Bernie Sanders).

Boomers, Millennial & Z all at 30-33%ish, Gen X at 19% 🤔
July 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It's called the consulting political operative paradox.

It's also their main source of job security.
July 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Yes definitely the actress. You have a good eye for that!
June 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM