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Help me out I can’t seem to get this window open…

Never mind now it’s open…

I think my hand is broken…

Also unalive all fascists, trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️
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Pinning this as a reminder to myself:

The point of having this account is to keep in touch with friends and to have fun. The moment you stop doing that, is the moment you should delete the account.
Marvel Tōkon is fun but holy hell this game is like having to play 4D chess.

I think the simplified controls isn’t for accessibility but rather to give the player a lighter work load on the whole 4 character thing. I dunno maybe I’m just bad lmao.
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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People on here will skeet anything. “Farmer Brown had hoes.” Yes he did. That is true.
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Girls have two moods
March 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Little Known Fact: Gustav Holst decided to include “Jupiter” as apart of The Planets Ballad not because it was apart of the solar system but rather he had composed a piece about your mother and needed a word to describe how fat she was.
December 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Using heaven as an eternal reward isn't all that effective on kids. Kids don't want pearl gates and gold streets, man. Kids don't want angels playing trumpets and shit. Kids want to meet their favorite cartoon characters. Kids want Lego sets and Minecraft. Kids want a fun heaven. It's me. I'm kids.
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Pop star Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using “Juno” in an ICE arrest video:

“This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
December 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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I found where they've been making it. I found the source
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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pluribus spoilers
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Straight goofin’ it rn!!

Goofin’ it so hard that they make a movie outta me!!

Call me A Goofy Movie!!
December 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Jordan
November 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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これまで描いたスーパー戦隊レッド並べてみた🔥
頑張るぞ
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Mom put the christmas decorations up so I had to do the logical thing
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I wanted to do tokutober more but my mental health just plummeted. Still recovering; still plummeting maybe? I dunno. Maybe next year I’ll do it for realsies ;(

Anyways back to your regularly scheduled goofin’.
#tokutober Day 5: Mask Break

Mirai Sentai Timeranger Case File 28: A Time Of Reunion

I mean, c’mon this one’s iconic. Tatsuya’s reveal to Naoto and his father is a remarkable scene and serves as a turning point in the series in many ways. Also what a cool helmet to have a broken visor on!
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The Founding Fathers if they were in the NBA:

“Four score and two slam dunks ago…”

Really FuCKED up if you think about it…
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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why do they keep putting spongebob in racing games when one of his defining character traits is his inability to drive
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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The Ween fandom is dying, repost if you're a true Weener
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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OMEGA
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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BY THE WAY

If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.

There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.

Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."

TURN IT OFF.
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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I animated a Power Rangers the Movie 30th anniversary fan film

YouTube set my video for kids and killed all momentum over there

Do me a favor and hit that repost button

#powerrangers
July 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM