cpgorski
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cpgorski
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⚠ Invalid Handle. Fifth-level Bluesky elder. Obligate tacovore. Amanita. I am not actually the number 7. Am I the pleasant weirdo, or is Gonzo?

My dog runs this account, mostly. Send her a milkbone as soon as this place supports DMs.
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Make it weird if you have to
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Meredith Moon's version of Cumberland Gap is my favorite, absolutely perfect.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ubC7...
Meredith Moon - Cumberland Gap (Clawhammer Banjo)
My take on this classic Appalachian tune. Tuning is double c - gCGCD. Capo on second position, so the key of D - aDADE.
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September 19, 2023 at 6:57 AM
In case you wondered, there's probably exactly one person who has licked the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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In November 1999, the Zombo dot com website was created as a parody of the creative, but, largely pointless flash intros, which were trending at the end of the 1990s. Welcome... to ZomboCom.

#WebDesignHistory
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
There's enough word salad to meet your dietary fiber requirements for a week in here.

But I've gotta call out that he's got a Juggalo-level understanding of the world...

(Psst. We know what magnets are, and how they work.)
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
To whoever blew past me and the dog on my dead end street in the dark without slowing down, and then did the same going the other way a minute later…

What the hell, man
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
RETVRN
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
... if I don't believe them, we've got an overtaxed system run by people who are currently working for free

If I do believe them, either a kid named Big Balls is writing a Python script, or Elon is going to tell Grok to run the whole thing

...I'm glad I have no air travel plans rn
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Ah goody. Somebody wrote something about artifactory and it has an AI illustration calling it both Artifafory and Artifopy, and... doesn't get better from there.

Look, even if you wrote something I might otherwise want to read, AI slop illustrations don't fill me with confidence about your article
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
... I mean, you COULD define a color space this way... I wouldn't, but you could...
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Oh... flowering weed from yesterday... groundsel I think, seen in the landscaping near the church

Odd things are in bloom now, I also saw a wood violet
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
A week into November, the sun is down, it's 69° and I'm slightly sweaty coming back from a dog walk... and it smells like hamburgers grilling and a 2-stroke engine out here

Are we sure it's fall?...

#ncwx
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
74° but still fall
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Current status
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Signs you're a yogurt male

1. Still on *#%! antibiotics from an injury, and y'know what, the yogurt does help...
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
... current status
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Current status
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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It's interesting that this relentless, desperate yearning to treat employees like robots, is only being *amplified* by technology what promises actual robots.

"We have robots now, this is amazing. They can watch our employees and deduct points for not being robotic enough!"
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
... preach!
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Who's a quiet puppy? Who wants to play the quiet puppy game?...
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM