Joel
@cpatchj.bsky.social
ok fine I'll put normal words here.
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Know your rights. These are your rights.
1. Not to be killed (Murder is a crime. Unless it was done by a policeman.)
2. Food money (Providing of course you don't mind a little investigation, humiliation.)
3. Free speech (As long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it.)
1. Not to be killed (Murder is a crime. Unless it was done by a policeman.)
2. Food money (Providing of course you don't mind a little investigation, humiliation.)
3. Free speech (As long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it.)
The Clash - Know Your Rights (Remastered)
YouTube video by theclashVEVO
www.youtube.com
October 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Know your rights. These are your rights.
1. Not to be killed (Murder is a crime. Unless it was done by a policeman.)
2. Food money (Providing of course you don't mind a little investigation, humiliation.)
3. Free speech (As long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it.)
1. Not to be killed (Murder is a crime. Unless it was done by a policeman.)
2. Food money (Providing of course you don't mind a little investigation, humiliation.)
3. Free speech (As long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it.)
POLL OF THE DAY
Is the "Somebody go wake up Green Day" joke on October 1
Still funny
or
Just annoying
?
Is the "Somebody go wake up Green Day" joke on October 1
Still funny
or
Just annoying
?
October 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
POLL OF THE DAY
Is the "Somebody go wake up Green Day" joke on October 1
Still funny
or
Just annoying
?
Is the "Somebody go wake up Green Day" joke on October 1
Still funny
or
Just annoying
?
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I have several incomplete jokes and sharing with you to find the gem.
September 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I have several incomplete jokes and sharing with you to find the gem.
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I remember standing next to Mom as she rummaged through our dark wood cabinets to find her tupperware mixing bowl. She'd work flour and cream into a sticky dough she'd then drop by spoonfuls into simmering chicken and vegetable stew. The dough would puff up into soft, shiny steamed dumplings.
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August 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I remember standing next to Mom as she rummaged through our dark wood cabinets to find her tupperware mixing bowl. She'd work flour and cream into a sticky dough she'd then drop by spoonfuls into simmering chicken and vegetable stew. The dough would puff up into soft, shiny steamed dumplings.
1/6
1/6
It's funny when tiny birds run.
Hey little guy, you can fly! Did you forget?
Hey little guy, you can fly! Did you forget?
July 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It's funny when tiny birds run.
Hey little guy, you can fly! Did you forget?
Hey little guy, you can fly! Did you forget?
Anyone who is watching the #Tonys and enjoyed that performance from Buena Vista Social Club - I highly recommend listening to the 1996 same-titled album that inspired it. It features legendary Cuban musicians brought together to play traditional Cuban standards, and it's fantastic.
June 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Anyone who is watching the #Tonys and enjoyed that performance from Buena Vista Social Club - I highly recommend listening to the 1996 same-titled album that inspired it. It features legendary Cuban musicians brought together to play traditional Cuban standards, and it's fantastic.
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If you look hard enough, you can find many opportunities to sleep and not do things. I am a bear.
June 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If you look hard enough, you can find many opportunities to sleep and not do things. I am a bear.
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Welcome sign
Gay, MI
Gay, MI
June 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Welcome sign
Gay, MI
Gay, MI
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Time to turn your calendar page!
June 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Time to turn your calendar page!
Today I watched the 1954 sci-fi classic movie Them! about giant radiation-mutated ants. The ant scientist that advises the government is played by Kris Kringle from Miracle on 34th Street. I love that.
May 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Today I watched the 1954 sci-fi classic movie Them! about giant radiation-mutated ants. The ant scientist that advises the government is played by Kris Kringle from Miracle on 34th Street. I love that.
I just scrolled through my entire Bluesky and read all my posts and I'm shocked that I barely get any engagement. I'm interesting and hilarious.
May 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I just scrolled through my entire Bluesky and read all my posts and I'm shocked that I barely get any engagement. I'm interesting and hilarious.
I want to ban whole body deodorant commercials.
May 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I want to ban whole body deodorant commercials.
He's alive! He's in 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑂𝑙𝑑 𝑊𝑒𝑠𝑡, but he's alive!
35 years ago today BACK TO THE FUTURE PART III was released in theaters. Taking all of the Hill Valley lore of the first two films, layering it in a Western and placing a Doc Brown love story at the center was a charming way to land the plane, er, train on the perfect trilogy.
May 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
He's alive! He's in 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑂𝑙𝑑 𝑊𝑒𝑠𝑡, but he's alive!
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So often we get told that being a parent is what invests you into the future of the world, but over and over so many people have committed to making the world better and better for generations to come even though they had no children of their own. Dr. Fischer cared.
May 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
So often we get told that being a parent is what invests you into the future of the world, but over and over so many people have committed to making the world better and better for generations to come even though they had no children of their own. Dr. Fischer cared.
Pope Pumpkin Bread IV.
Your pope name is: last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name
Behold pope Watermelon jam XI
Behold pope Watermelon jam XI
Your pope name is: last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name
Behold pope SPINACH IX
Behold pope SPINACH IX
May 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Pope Pumpkin Bread IV.
While working on my family tree this morning, I came upon a great-great-great uncle whose name was on a registry for headstones provided by the government for deceased Union Civil War Veterans. I looked at the document, and it indicated his unit as "Tennessee Infantry".
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May 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
While working on my family tree this morning, I came upon a great-great-great uncle whose name was on a registry for headstones provided by the government for deceased Union Civil War Veterans. I looked at the document, and it indicated his unit as "Tennessee Infantry".
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The name of my new band is
black smoke no pope
black smoke no pope
May 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The name of my new band is
black smoke no pope
black smoke no pope
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
May 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
90s alternative rock is all about rhyming bath, ass, and vase
April 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
90s alternative rock is all about rhyming bath, ass, and vase
Who decided that there should be two entirely different extinct furry elephants with names that start with m
April 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Who decided that there should be two entirely different extinct furry elephants with names that start with m
All these years, I've thought I was one of those theoretical people who have immunity. But now I know I don't because I just tested positive for covid for the first time. I'm so sad that I'm not special. :(
March 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
All these years, I've thought I was one of those theoretical people who have immunity. But now I know I don't because I just tested positive for covid for the first time. I'm so sad that I'm not special. :(
I spread like strawberries
I climb like peas and beans
I climb like peas and beans
Heavy Balloon
Fiona Apple · Fetch The Bolt Cutters · Song · 2020
open.spotify.com
March 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I spread like strawberries
I climb like peas and beans
I climb like peas and beans
My sweet Fancy. We loved you so much. See you in the next life.
March 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
My sweet Fancy. We loved you so much. See you in the next life.
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You are always allowed to yell. Nobody can stop you. I am a bear.
February 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
You are always allowed to yell. Nobody can stop you. I am a bear.
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It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side
February 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side