Cagney Carnation
@cozy-carnation.bsky.social
Ran away from X after 13 years in the platform. I’m 26. Yes, you can do the math.
It is cozy in here.
It is cozy in here.
Three people are reading a book today in the tram, myself included. A physical book. The girl next to me is knitting.
Somehow all of this makes me feel alive and happy.
Somehow all of this makes me feel alive and happy.
February 3, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Three people are reading a book today in the tram, myself included. A physical book. The girl next to me is knitting.
Somehow all of this makes me feel alive and happy.
Somehow all of this makes me feel alive and happy.
When I come in here and see posts like “my toast fell on the floor today, so disappointed”… it just feels right. It just feels like the place where I wanna be.
November 22, 2024 at 7:56 PM
When I come in here and see posts like “my toast fell on the floor today, so disappointed”… it just feels right. It just feels like the place where I wanna be.
I am profoundly sorry and disappointed with the past version of me that posted this about one of the biggest chefs d’oeuvre of our century.
The more I think about Twilight the more it haunts me in the worst sense.
November 19, 2024 at 7:06 AM
I am profoundly sorry and disappointed with the past version of me that posted this about one of the biggest chefs d’oeuvre of our century.
Yesterday I went to the hair salon and then I went clubbing. The only thing I can think of this morning is the time my hairdresser spent washing and straightening my hair for it to smell like tobacco and sweaty armpit less than 24h later.
March 24, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Yesterday I went to the hair salon and then I went clubbing. The only thing I can think of this morning is the time my hairdresser spent washing and straightening my hair for it to smell like tobacco and sweaty armpit less than 24h later.
A huge part of the social media experience is that literally anyone can say any random idea that is in their brain, and then thousands or tens of thousands of people go into a multi-day tailspin reacting to it as if it were any more than this one individual's personal mythology.
A huge part of the social media experience is that literally anyone can say any random idea that is in their brain, and then thousands or tens of thousands of people go into a multi-day tailspin reacting to it as if it were any more than this one individual's personal mythology
February 18, 2024 at 11:22 PM
A huge part of the social media experience is that literally anyone can say any random idea that is in their brain, and then thousands or tens of thousands of people go into a multi-day tailspin reacting to it as if it were any more than this one individual's personal mythology.
It’s also funny how I tweet about my trainings but not a single tweet on my beer & Haribo bears nights.
February 12, 2024 at 6:28 PM
It’s also funny how I tweet about my trainings but not a single tweet on my beer & Haribo bears nights.
Training with a playlist called “Godslayer Phonk”. Am I going too far?
February 12, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Training with a playlist called “Godslayer Phonk”. Am I going too far?
Killing Hippies at the Cies Islands - Total Sinister
January 30, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Killing Hippies at the Cies Islands - Total Sinister
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There should be a three day waiting period before you can buy an acoustic guitar
January 20, 2024 at 4:45 AM
There should be a three day waiting period before you can buy an acoustic guitar
Sorry I refuse to exercise without fantasising about becoming Kratos 💅
January 18, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Sorry I refuse to exercise without fantasising about becoming Kratos 💅
Skeletons don’t have a peepee
January 11, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Skeletons don’t have a peepee
It’s funny how I could just keep all these thoughts to myself but I force you all to read them instead.
January 6, 2024 at 7:47 PM
It’s funny how I could just keep all these thoughts to myself but I force you all to read them instead.
The more I think about Twilight the more it haunts me in the worst sense.
January 4, 2024 at 12:55 PM
The more I think about Twilight the more it haunts me in the worst sense.
The other day I lost 10 mini shot bottles of Jägermeister and a pregnancy test in a bar and I love fantasising about the person who found them and had the best night of their life.
December 29, 2023 at 11:19 PM
The other day I lost 10 mini shot bottles of Jägermeister and a pregnancy test in a bar and I love fantasising about the person who found them and had the best night of their life.
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Celebrating Christmas the old-fashioned way by making a human sacrifice and worshipping the sun
December 25, 2023 at 8:17 PM
Celebrating Christmas the old-fashioned way by making a human sacrifice and worshipping the sun
Asking AI to generate a Pixar movie about the USSR is one of my peak moments of 2023.
December 22, 2023 at 10:19 AM
Asking AI to generate a Pixar movie about the USSR is one of my peak moments of 2023.
There’s a furry feed here and no-one told me?
December 20, 2023 at 5:40 PM
There’s a furry feed here and no-one told me?
Christmas gatherings are key to discover family drama that will explain everyone’s behaviour during the rest of the year.
December 20, 2023 at 5:39 PM
Christmas gatherings are key to discover family drama that will explain everyone’s behaviour during the rest of the year.
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Pine Barrens is a Christmas movie
December 20, 2023 at 8:47 AM
Pine Barrens is a Christmas movie
JEAN DAWSON IS COMING TO LONDON. AAAAAAAAAAAAA
December 19, 2023 at 11:17 AM
JEAN DAWSON IS COMING TO LONDON. AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Quality time with yourself = the hours you spend caressing and looking at your nails after getting them done.
December 18, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Quality time with yourself = the hours you spend caressing and looking at your nails after getting them done.
Threads is available in Europe. Too bad Meta, I like it here.
December 15, 2023 at 12:11 PM
Threads is available in Europe. Too bad Meta, I like it here.
Waiting until I forget enough content from Dracula’s plot to read it again.
December 14, 2023 at 7:59 PM
Waiting until I forget enough content from Dracula’s plot to read it again.
I’m more of a Wish Holdovers Heron 💅
December 14, 2023 at 5:25 PM
I’m more of a Wish Holdovers Heron 💅