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Cagney Carnation
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Ran away from X after 13 years in the platform. I’m 26. Yes, you can do the math.

It is cozy in here.
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Killing Hippies at the Cies Islands - Total Sinister
January 30, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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January 7, 2024 at 11:37 AM
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Asking AI to generate a Pixar movie about the USSR is one of my peak moments of 2023.
December 22, 2023 at 10:19 AM
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Monday
A closeup of a black man wearing a white shirt and a black and white hat laying back against a wall. Text at the bottom of the image says: “Breaking news: Local man cannot can. When he heard what happened, he lost all ability to can!”
December 11, 2023 at 6:46 AM
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Why is it always a Florida man
A Florida man died after drinking three servings of a heavily caffeinated beverage from Panera Bread, according to a lawsuit filed against the company on Monday. It is the second lawsuit linking the beverage, Charged Lemonade, to a death.
December 9, 2023 at 8:13 AM
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A picture of a plate of olives over a white background with a text encouraging people to try and eat 30 to 40 olives if they are off work late and too tired to cook. They will not regret eating 30 to 40 olives.
December 8, 2023 at 7:34 AM