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Coyote Face
@coyote-face.bsky.social
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Your favorite dog, even if you don’t know it yet. Hobbies include shrieking, trying to pick up sticks larger than my body, and being a big ole kissyface suckup baby.

When god closes a door, I open it back up because I don’t believe in obstacles. 🐾
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coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and it has COME TO MY ATTENTION that the PUPARAZZI SECRETLY FILMED ME while I was GENTLY ATTACKING my FAVORITEST HUMAN in a SWEET AND PLAYFUL WAY so I am RELEASING THE VIDEO MYSELF to show I have NOTHING TO HIDE

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
December 7, 2025 at 7:30 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and welcome back to a SECRET SPECIAL FINAL EPISODE for my show GSD CRIBS. In this photo I am WAITING IMPATIENTLY for my pen to be CLEANED THOROUGHLY and FRESH WATER INSTALLED so I can go to bed and have a LENGTHY AND REFRESHING SLEEP

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A closeup of a black German shepherd with tan feet lounging on a dog bed with pink and white sheets. You can see her head and one paw. You can also see a cone of shame in the background
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and welcome back again to GSD CRIBS. This FINAL EPISODE is EXTRA SPECIAL because I am VISIBLE IN THIS PICTURE and the addition of ME always makes EVERYTHING BETTER. Plus you can see my WATER BOWL SETUP which is PRETTY FANCY I GUESS

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A dim photo with a top-down view of a dog pen. There is a clean white blanket on the floor, an elevated feeder with a bowl of water on it, and a dog bed with a blue sheet, stuffed fish, and Coyote Face herself resting on it. She is partially curled up so she looks like a black ball with her snout and one tan leg sticking out
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I’d like to welcome you back to GSD CRIBS. In THIS EPISODE I would like to show you my COZY BED which has LOVELY CLEAN SHEETS upon which I plan on leaving an IMPROBABLE AMOUNT OF FLUFF

#coyoteface #germanshedder #dogsofbsky
An empty 4 ft by 8 ft dog pen. The only things in it are a clean white blanket on the ground, a dog bed with a blue sheet on it that has white markings that I think are moons and stars, and a stuffed fish toy lying on top of the dog bed
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE & I just decided to start HEART REACTING MY OWN POSTS because I’m really getting into SELF LOVE, specifically the kind you can TALK ABOUT around CHILDREN

P.S. I don’t judge THE OTHER KIND it’s just not for ME PERSONALLY

P.P.S. Is this SHITPOSTING?

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky
A Dalmatian with brown spots gently biting the nose of a German shepherd puppy, who has an impish smile on her face. You can tell they have been playing
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I would like to welcome you to GSD CRIBS, where I’m showing you my RECOVERY PEN in a STUNNING THREE PART SERIES. This is my EMPTY PEN after my FAVORITEST HUMAN has put down a CLEAN BLANKET which I GET NIGHTLY because I EAT IN THERE and CRUMBS

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky
A dim photo of an empty wire pen which is 4 ft by 8 ft. There is a white blanket on the floor but nothing else.
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Once again an accessibility reminder from your favorite dog in the entire universe:

If you use the spooky demonic looking text, this is what screen readers see. It is not understandable! It is not fun having to ask a friend to look at it and translate!

BTW, it says “everything must be monetized”
November 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I’ve been MISSING IN ACTION due to the whole BONE THEFT HEALING SITCH but I am PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE that I am now FULLY BIONIC and also ALLOWED OFF-LEASH A LIL BIT, so I CELEBRATED by LOVINGLY ANNOYING MY HUMAN while they claimed to be “WORKING”

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky
A closeup on a black German shepherd’s face. She is resting her head on a person’s leg and looking up at the camera beseechingly. There is a leash draped in front of her face because she’s not allowed to be loose in the bedroom yet
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and since I cannot currently FROLIC and CAVORT as I would USUALLY DO in this LOVELY COOL WEATHER, my FAVORITEST HUMAN made me a DELICIOUS TOPPL TREAT as a CONSOLATION PRIZE so I could enjoy some PEANUT BUTTER KIBBLE TIME

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan feet laying on a dog bed. She is licking the inside of a lime green Toppl food-dispensing toy which is resting in between her front feet. Her eyes are squinched shut and her ears are splayed out a bit so they look like airplane wings
October 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
People are posting videos of convos w/ Spotify support and y’all. Use your alt text please! Contrast these two videos I stitched together & think about how accessible your videos really are. Even though alt text on videos may not be visible *to you* it is still there

P.S. Coyote Face loves alt text
October 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and this is a HELL YEAH

I’m gonna do it with FARTS
sorrowscopes.bsky.social Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · Oct 12
Taurus: You will have the opportunity to exact a terrible vengeance. Take it. Treat yourself.
October 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and earlier today I TRICKED MY HUMAN into taking me OUTSIDE because I said HEY MAYBE I HAVE TO PEE OR SOMETHING and then I VERY POLITELY DEMANDED that they TAKE ME FOR WALKIES but they said NO???? I need JUSTICE and FREEDOM

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A closeup on the back of a black German shepherd’s head and neck, she is wearing a bright purple collar. She is poking her nose at the small gap between a fence gate and the gate itself because she wants to go for a walk
October 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and this is how I STARE at my FAVORITEST HUMAN like a CREEPY NIGHT STALKER until they STIR FROM THEIR SLUMBER but also they are NOT WAKING UP FAST ENOUGH and I am VERY IMPATIENT because I have PEEPEE NEEDS

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan feet lying inside a pen on a white blanket. She is staring at the camera with an impatient look on her face. One of her hind legs is shaved and she is wearing a cone of shame
October 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and EARLY THIS WEEK I went to the VET to have a NICE VISIT and instead they STOLE MORE BONES. On the plus side NOW MY HIPS MATCH on the minus side GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKIN BONES

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky #totalhipreplacement
A black German shepherd with tan feet lying half on a dog bed, half on a stretched-out white blanket with an ice pack on her left hip. Her head is on the ground because she’s sleepy. There is a person sitting next to her on the floor but all you can see is an outstretched leg wearing grey sweatpants and dark socks
October 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and by POPULAR DEMAND (and more than TEN LIKES) I am now sharing the SUPER SICK AND COOL VIDEO that made my vet say WOWZERS I WANT A COPY

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky #cooperativecare
September 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and recently my FAVORITEST HUMAN showed my vet a VIDEO OF ME and they said EMAIL THAT TO ME PLS because it was AMAZEBALLS. Anyway if I get TEN LIKES I will DROP THAT VIDEO RIGHT HERE ON BSKY and lemme tell ya folks IT’S ELECTRIFYING

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan feet sitting, with one of her front paws raised and placed on the arm of an office chair - you cannot see the actual chair, only her foot very close to the camera. He ears are pointed back and she looks impish
September 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I am made of CHEESE & CHARM specifically I am NINETY NINE PERCENT CHARM and ONE PERCENT WALMART BRAND BLOCK SWISS CHEESE
edmondsscanner.bsky.social Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · Sep 15
What are you made of?

1. cheese & charm
2. thorns & darkness
3. molecules & music
4. fog & fatigue
September 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I would like someone to gently FORCE MY FAVORITE HUMAN to IMMEDIATELY FEED ME because I know that YOU CAN’T EAT YET WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL IT’S CARPROFEN TIME is simply an EXCUSE TO STARVE ME

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky #snacksevery4to6hoursplease
A black German shepherd with tan feet, wearing a purple collar, laying on a dog pen with one front leg folded casually
September 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and this is THE FACE I MAKE when my FAVORITEST HUMAN comes into my RECOVERY PEN and CRUELLY STEALS MY DOG BED which I was ACTIVELY USING AS A PILLOW because “OMG THERE IS SO MUCH FUR IT’S TIME FOR CLEAN SHEETS AND A NEW FLOOR BLANKET”

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky #thisisabuse
A black German shepherd with tan legs lying stretched out inside a pen with a white blanket on the ground. There is dog hair over most of the blanket, except for an area where there had been a dog bed. Coyote Face’s shoulder/head region is in the area without dog hair because the dog bed she’d been using as a pillow was cruelly stolen, she has her head off the ground and is staring at the camera with a “you’ve gotta be kidding me” expression
September 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and this is where I am at MENTALLY I literally made THIS FACE only TWO HOURS AGO now with that IMPORTANT NEWS over with,

No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
A black German shepherd showing her teeth with her mouth open. There is a hand in front of her holding a piece of baby arugula
August 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I am ENCHANTED with these SQUIGGLY LIL GUYS, I think they must be SUPER FUN because I also like SQUIGGLING ON WET SURFACES, maybe they will play BITEY FACE with me
science.org Science Magazine @science.org · Aug 22
Researchers have filmed thousands of climbing catfish scaling waterfalls, providing a rare insight into the daring migration of an enigmatic fish.

Learn more: https://scim.ag/4lDlFux
August 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I went to the BONE-STEALING DOCTOR who said that my BIONIC LIMB is looking REALLY GOOD and NOT AT ALL LIKE A TERMINATOR SITCH, the BAD PART is that I think he wants to STEAL MORE BONES, pls send LOVE and/or CALCIUM-RICH SNACKIES

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd resting her chin in a person’s hand, the side of her face is pressed against their leg. She looks very soulful
August 21, 2025 at 8:24 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I COMMAND YOU to post your last pic of DC to show what a HELLHOLE it is

P.S. The last time I was in OUR NATION’S CAPITAL we went to a STORE and they said CAN YOUR DOG HAVE A TREAT and my human said YES and they gave me a YUCKO GROSS MILKBONE it truly it is HELL
A Dalmatian with brown spots wearing a rainbow bandana, standing on top of a big rock in front of some green plants
August 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I want to know which other COOL AND SICK DOGS want to have TANGY CHEEZ KISSES come back because personally I AM IN

P.S. If you are a HUMAN who also LUSTS FOR CHEEZ KISSES then you are an HONORARY COOL AND SICK DOG
discontinuedfoods.bsky.social Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · Aug 11
Borden Cheez Kisses (1972-circa 1982): Little nuggets of thick, "pasteurized process cheese spread product" that came in a bag, individually wrapped. Available in "mild" or "tangy".
An image of a man with short brown hair, wearing a green basketball jersey and holding a basketball on his lap. He smiles while holding up a little orange ball in one hand, and a bag in the other that reads "Cheez Kisses". A woman with brown hair and a white sweater with a green "M" on it, leans in to kiss his cheek
August 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
STICKS

I am a STICK CONNOISSEUR

I wish to show EVERYONE my GLORIOUS STICK COLLECTION and collect MORE AND BETTER STICKS

P.S. I am AVAILABLE if anyone needs STICK-SEEKING ASSISTANCE
darthbluesky.bsky.social darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · Aug 2
if u could open your own museum what would it be about what are u going to devote your life to curate
darthbluesky.bsky.social darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · Aug 1
what is the most unique museum u have visited
for me possibly the ramen museum
August 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM