I’ve known more than one dog that developed reflux just as a consequence of getting older. Kind of like people lol

I CAN TAKE THAT FROSTING OFF YOUR HANDS

Chili took omeprazole 20mg daily, vet prescribed. Same time every single day. She developed heartburn after being on carprofen for several months and the omeprazole really helped

Affable live-oak, leaning low,—
Thus—with your favor—soft, with a reverent hand,
(Not lightly touching your person, Lord of the land!)
Bending your beauty aside, with a step I stand
On the firm-packed sand,
Free
By a world of marsh that borders a world of sea.

THERE IS NOT. I have asked for a SMALL TO MEDIUM SIZED KITTEN but my human keeps saying NO BECAUSE OF ALLERGIES even though I offered to SHARE MY APOQUEL

I also recommended Framework! The only thing I don’t love about mine is the battery life

I love my Framework

CHARGE FOR FEET PICS

Your best market is QUENTIN TARANTINO

My FAVORITEST HUMAN freaked out their DOCTOR just THREE DAYS AGO by bringing up Tarantino’s FOOT FETISH but I assure you it was somehow both TIMELY and TOPICAL

I lowkey miss those disgusting frozen pierogis. You know the ones

I don’t even drive and I want a kei truck

DISAPPOINTING but UNDERSTANDABLE

Ugh I hate when companies do their shipping via Amazon. I can kind of see *why* but it still disappoints me every time and I’ll avoid ordering if it’s possible

Yes I am PRETTY SURE they are for HUMANS TO SNACK UPON and the NON ABSORBENT CLAY KIND is for DOGS ONLY

You know that SPECIAL KITTY LITTER than is made out of TINY PINE STICKS? Eat a BAKER’S DOZEN of those LIL STICK PIECES because they are SUPER YUMMY and I am NOT ALLOWED to have EVEN A COUPLE anymore because I guess they are POISONOUS TO DOGS so it will allow me to LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU

Look I am not DEMANDING that DELICIOUS FROSTING but I AM SAYING that if you do not GIVE ME SOME then that is officially DOG ABUSE and the INTERNET will think VERY POORLY of your NON-SHAREY BEHAVIOR

I NEVER GOT OUT

Wait Costco sells the sewing kit cookies? I didn‘t know that!

Maryland drivers are worse than the worst Massachusetts drivers and I have to say, that sure is something

Coyote Face and I have run across so many car chunks on our walks that it’s not funny. And I’m honestly frightened to cross the road here

Jesus loves flamboyant Christmas decor. Really makes him feel like his birthday is a party worth going to 🙏