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Matt Coxford
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Amateur enthusiast
Didn’t realize Edmonton named a road after Kyle Lowry. #neat
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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And now Marie-Phillip Poulin is at Game 7 wearing Vladdy’s jersey!
November 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
MFW the Blue Jays’ opposing starters have a combined playoff ERA OF 6.66:
October 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Mary Brown is LIVID
October 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Imagine being a pundit who picked the Yankees, then piled on to say the Jays had no chance against the Dodgers. Sucks, as they say, to suck.
October 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I will buy all of the garments with this phrase
"Start spreading the news, bitches!"
October 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Disney Devours His Son (2025)

My latest piece for tonight’s show at the Miller Art Gallery. Inspired by Francisco Goya’s Saturn Devouring His Son, I did this a couple months ago and didn’t expect it to take on an additional meaning since Disney decided to bend the knee to the Trump administration.
September 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
August 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Kids were playing a movie trivia game, and 13-yo, trying to conjure the name of the South Park movie, says, “Big, Long and Smooth.” Close enough.
January 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I watched Private Parts with some friends in Sweden when it came out on VHS. There was an opening segment where Howard Stern explained who he was and why he was famous. Anyway, I’m sure this Robbie Williams movie will do gangbusters in North America.
December 27, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Brazil is a Christmas movie
December 23, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Do people even like a redemption arc? The Grinch goes on /one/ B&E bender and that’s all anyone ever talks about
December 23, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Spare a prayer for my brother? #canucks
December 15, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Huge Marshall McLuhan day yesterday. First, he shows up a couple of times on the new Beatles’ doc on Disney+. Then the kids are playing a movie trivia game that asks which Woody Allen movie he shows up in.
December 2, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Tuques are knit headwear favoured in the winter. Beanies have propellers.
November 23, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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bystander: green lantern, that school bus is dangling from a bridge!
green lantern: hmm. well, that bus is yellow, and i have this necessary impurity thing in my… well, you don't need to know any of that. let me call flash. (pulls out phone) wow i have a lot of messages
September 5, 2023 at 3:38 PM
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Working on a go-to list of reporters from #Canucks Twitter so you can give everyone a re-follow on Bluesky. If I'm missing anybody, lemme know and we'll add them as we go!!
go.bsky.app/PCy4QuV
November 12, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Flabbergasted to see there are 48 seasons of Survivor. It’s totally conceivable that Jeff Probst has forgotten more winners than I remember*
March 11, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I have to assume these guys constantly ran into each other at the same auditions
October 14, 2023 at 12:54 AM
Not enough people talk about Jamie Lee Curtis’ disco dancing skills. For the love of all that is decent and fair, watch Prom Night. Maybe even tonight.
September 23, 2023 at 1:10 AM