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Cousin Burt
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your favorite cousin from your internet side / carolina boy / bottom lefty / earnhardt enthusiast / a real sweet sumbitch

BLACK LIVES MATTER
ACAB FOREVER
FUCK THE BOURGEOISIE
a lot of people don’t know that kid rock is a brilliant programmer and created a plugin called “verse 3” for the ai model called “cool daddy cool” currently in beta.

google “kid rock cool daddy cool verse 3” to learn more.
May 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
if you’re thinking about getting a stomach virus lemme go ahead and tell you not to. you’re welcome.
May 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
rfk said autistic folk ain’t gotta pay taxes. thank you dog that’s real gang shit.
April 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
🙃
April 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
my favorite pickup line as a young adult was, “somebody farted. let’s get out of here.”

succinct. clever. helpful.
March 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
reposting this old meme of mine because it made me laugh this morning
March 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
shockedpikachu.jpeg
March 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
goodfellas but it’s based on a crew that runs shitcoin rug-pulls to finance racketeering in the metaverse
February 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
jd vance is a cuck chair in human form
February 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
i think this february has probably been the longest year of my life
February 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
some of you had conference championships and now the super bowl to look forward to. but for those of us who can find the clitoris: it’s the royal rumble and wrestlemania baby.
February 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
if you don’t have access to a firearm, you should. listen to leftists, not liberals.
January 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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We say that people don't notice constitutional regime collapse because it comes on too slowly but I'm not sure how much faster it could be happening; we are literally at concentration camps on day 9.
January 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:

www.404media.co/declassified...
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
www.404media.co
January 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
that soda fountain choice meme except it’s 1312 and you’re watching trump’s freshly released brown shirts get capped by cops
January 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
20 minutes into hillbilly elegy and chill and he gives you this look
January 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Fabergé was just a bit ahead of his time on egg prices.
January 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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I see a number of posts talking about how bad the #Trump administration will be to the “middle class,” & I feel the need to emphasize that there is no middle class in America. There never was. It was just a lie to further divide us. There is the working class & the owner class. That’s it.
January 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so musk spoke at an AfD (see also: far right) rally in germany and told them all their political history is totally chill and nothing to be ashamed of. tell me again how the thing he did with his arm wasn’t the thing.
January 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
posting a viral oldie of mine because i am new here
January 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
food prices outta control. what the fuck are the marines gonna eat?
January 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
fuck every cop, feds most certainly, but ICE is a special evil. you sign up to do direct harm to children on behalf of the empire. fucking demons, all of them.
January 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
🎶 the b̶o̶y̶s̶ brown shirts are back in town 🎶
January 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
funny how that anthony olivegarden guy is real silent about the “rich man” north of richmond who broke his brown shirts out of prison
January 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
andrew schulz is a fucking idiot
January 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM