Courtney Melenchek
@courtneyyyy.bsky.social
She can read, she can read,
she can read, she’s bad.
she can read, she’s bad.
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“Freedom is not free. We have to work at it. Nurture it. Protect it. Even sacrifice for it.”
January 25, 2026 at 2:56 AM
“Freedom is not free. We have to work at it. Nurture it. Protect it. Even sacrifice for it.”
I am unstoppable with a Canva account.
December 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I am unstoppable with a Canva account.
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Moo Deng turned 1 today and, like a true icon, she remains unbothered, moisturized and happy in her lane.
She's unbothered, moisturized and happy: Moo Deng turns 1
Totally unfazed that it was her birthday, she wandered around her enclosure, took a few naps and chewed her caretaker’s knees while she was hosed down.
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July 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Moo Deng turned 1 today and, like a true icon, she remains unbothered, moisturized and happy in her lane.
I’m sorry, but a Labubu starts at $30?? Beanie Babies were like $7 and I could pick the one I wanted.
July 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I’m sorry, but a Labubu starts at $30?? Beanie Babies were like $7 and I could pick the one I wanted.
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I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
June 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
I just finished the second season of Andor so I’m currently feeling prepared as an Angeleno.
June 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I just finished the second season of Andor so I’m currently feeling prepared as an Angeleno.
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Can we keep the boat if we name it Harvey Raw Milk
June 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Can we keep the boat if we name it Harvey Raw Milk
Britney’s Blackout album came during my MCR and MySpace band phase. Truly never gave it the appreciation it deserves as I thought I had moved on from pop.
It’s so good! Why did I ever stray from my girl??
It’s so good! Why did I ever stray from my girl??
June 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Britney’s Blackout album came during my MCR and MySpace band phase. Truly never gave it the appreciation it deserves as I thought I had moved on from pop.
It’s so good! Why did I ever stray from my girl??
It’s so good! Why did I ever stray from my girl??
Another entry in the Chronicles of Becoming my Mother: I opted for Sade as my work soundtrack.
May 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Another entry in the Chronicles of Becoming my Mother: I opted for Sade as my work soundtrack.
I owe Mia Goth a debt of gratitude for being lazy about dying my blonde, near translucent brows. I was told that I looked edgy.
April 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I owe Mia Goth a debt of gratitude for being lazy about dying my blonde, near translucent brows. I was told that I looked edgy.
Catch me flashing my passport for domestic flights because I still don’t see the point of owning a Real ID.
April 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Catch me flashing my passport for domestic flights because I still don’t see the point of owning a Real ID.
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[P] Unfortunately, the executive producer of the Vatican just appointed himself the new pope.
I’m just saying, maybe try a rotating cast of celebrity Cardinals each doing it for a week until you find the one you like.
April 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
[P] Unfortunately, the executive producer of the Vatican just appointed himself the new pope.
Balatro is such a time suck that I may just make it through these next four years.
April 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Balatro is such a time suck that I may just make it through these next four years.
April Fools Day is my least favorite day to be a person on the internet.
April 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
April Fools Day is my least favorite day to be a person on the internet.
Still don’t fully trust people who hated the Barbie movie.
April 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Still don’t fully trust people who hated the Barbie movie.
I mostly love LA, but it feels like an island when it takes hours to get anywhere remote. I desperately want to be a person to camps on the weekend.
March 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I mostly love LA, but it feels like an island when it takes hours to get anywhere remote. I desperately want to be a person to camps on the weekend.
Does anyone truly like LinkedIn? I’m forcing myself to update everything over the weekend and I am dreading every second of it.
March 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Does anyone truly like LinkedIn? I’m forcing myself to update everything over the weekend and I am dreading every second of it.
Mayhem and a whole lot of this lately.
March 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Mayhem and a whole lot of this lately.
It’s mid March and I still can’t sort out my headspace. Books aren’t appealing unless they’re nonfiction. My exercise routine is a shell of its former self. I thought everything would come together by now, but I feel more and more like a billion rattling atoms each day.
March 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It’s mid March and I still can’t sort out my headspace. Books aren’t appealing unless they’re nonfiction. My exercise routine is a shell of its former self. I thought everything would come together by now, but I feel more and more like a billion rattling atoms each day.
What I’ve been listening to lately.
February 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
What I’ve been listening to lately.
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Adam Brody in a Super Bowl commercial. We’re so back.
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Adam Brody in a Super Bowl commercial. We’re so back.
this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.
February 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Some people look forward to Groundhog Day. I live for Super Bowl week because every zoo account I follow has their animals pick the winner as if they possess clairvoyance.
In Fiona the hippo we trust.
In Fiona the hippo we trust.
February 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Some people look forward to Groundhog Day. I live for Super Bowl week because every zoo account I follow has their animals pick the winner as if they possess clairvoyance.
In Fiona the hippo we trust.
In Fiona the hippo we trust.
Most of my beef with Bezos is the functionality of Goodreads. Why can’t I be nosy and see my friends’ reading challenges? Why are the hyperlinks always broken?
I migrated my books over to @thestorygraph.com, but need friends.
I migrated my books over to @thestorygraph.com, but need friends.
February 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Most of my beef with Bezos is the functionality of Goodreads. Why can’t I be nosy and see my friends’ reading challenges? Why are the hyperlinks always broken?
I migrated my books over to @thestorygraph.com, but need friends.
I migrated my books over to @thestorygraph.com, but need friends.
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉