Ben
@cotbags.bsky.social
You might know me from playing Mrs McGonagall's ex-boyfriend Harvey in the Harry Potter prequel: 'Young McGonagall'.
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when you dig into the history of menswear, you find the same stories repeated. men who moralize traditional aesthetics rarely consider how their "tradition" was considered a corruption by an earlier generation, who wore things hated by people before them
IG the_art_of_dress
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December 14, 2025 at 7:51 AM
when you dig into the history of menswear, you find the same stories repeated. men who moralize traditional aesthetics rarely consider how their "tradition" was considered a corruption by an earlier generation, who wore things hated by people before them
IG the_art_of_dress
IG the_art_of_dress
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RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
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[11 simultaneous notifications] We’re sorry. The data-harvesting software associated with some Bluetooth thing you connected that you didn’t know about because we didn’t tell you about it failed to install. Please go to our weird site.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
[11 simultaneous notifications] We’re sorry. The data-harvesting software associated with some Bluetooth thing you connected that you didn’t know about because we didn’t tell you about it failed to install. Please go to our weird site.
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WOW! The Washington Post obtained the rest of the body cam footage showing that the drunk-driving ICE agent promised to check if the arresting officer's partner was Haitian. "I’m going to run some checks when I get back." He added that he would have him deported if "not legit."
October 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
WOW! The Washington Post obtained the rest of the body cam footage showing that the drunk-driving ICE agent promised to check if the arresting officer's partner was Haitian. "I’m going to run some checks when I get back." He added that he would have him deported if "not legit."
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Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman — the news producer just detained by Trump’s CBP agents — saying it violates the “joy of TikTok”
October 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman — the news producer just detained by Trump’s CBP agents — saying it violates the “joy of TikTok”
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“D’oh!!” Homer Simpson has appeared in over 500 episodes of The Simpsons.
April 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“D’oh!!” Homer Simpson has appeared in over 500 episodes of The Simpsons.
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What a fucking sweaty jackass
February 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
What a fucking sweaty jackass
Wanting followers on social media is like wanting all the other guests in a hotel to come into your room and use your shower. Stay out I’m doing me wanking in here
November 16, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Wanting followers on social media is like wanting all the other guests in a hotel to come into your room and use your shower. Stay out I’m doing me wanking in here
If anybody sees this profile and is about to follow me…FUCK OFF
November 16, 2024 at 8:21 PM
If anybody sees this profile and is about to follow me…FUCK OFF
Social media is actaully way better with 0 followers. No miscreants trying to abuse me for this tweet. Can spell things hoever I want
November 16, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Social media is actaully way better with 0 followers. No miscreants trying to abuse me for this tweet. Can spell things hoever I want
Woah I actually have 0 followers on here. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. Can do whatever I want
November 16, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Woah I actually have 0 followers on here. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. Can do whatever I want
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you have all been wise to start bluesky accounts. it's important to make sure you're not being left behind in an increasingly dot-com world
August 22, 2024 at 3:22 PM
you have all been wise to start bluesky accounts. it's important to make sure you're not being left behind in an increasingly dot-com world
No offence to all the paedophiles out there but Halloween is shit
October 31, 2023 at 8:36 PM
No offence to all the paedophiles out there but Halloween is shit
Gumf Magazine Issue 3: gumf-magazine.square.site
September 2, 2023 at 11:26 AM
Gumf Magazine Issue 3: gumf-magazine.square.site
Three theories:
● The bots are much more forthcoming with their likes on this app.
● The app draws you in by bumping your first tweet up in the feed.
● I'm actually very funny and well-liked.
● The bots are much more forthcoming with their likes on this app.
● The app draws you in by bumping your first tweet up in the feed.
● I'm actually very funny and well-liked.
September 1, 2023 at 5:13 PM
Three theories:
● The bots are much more forthcoming with their likes on this app.
● The app draws you in by bumping your first tweet up in the feed.
● I'm actually very funny and well-liked.
● The bots are much more forthcoming with their likes on this app.
● The app draws you in by bumping your first tweet up in the feed.
● I'm actually very funny and well-liked.
YES! FINALLY! I AM HERE IN THE FAMOUS APP. I ACTUALLY GOT MY INVITE CODE FROM AN EMAIL ACTUALLY
September 1, 2023 at 10:39 AM
YES! FINALLY! I AM HERE IN THE FAMOUS APP. I ACTUALLY GOT MY INVITE CODE FROM AN EMAIL ACTUALLY