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Noah
@corvidnoah.bsky.social
Just a member of the corvidae family, but bisexually

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Kay, here's the plan: 📍Amsterdam

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btw have i mentioned i am bisexual lately
i can't believe this book has the Call Your Girlfriend scene from Skam. they wanted those Scandinavian gay boy nachos i can tell
November 15, 2025 at 10:41 AM
friend made me read the gay hockey book and woah I can't believe the culture is in a place where we're just making a TV show adapting gay porn. I love the future
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
the second war of 1812
November 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
ohtani is so washed... he's probably only gonna win 3 more MVPs, what a loser
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
also not to take away from Jetten but it should've been Kaag and the way this country treats female politicians is something no one wants to reckon with
October 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
make a weird and sexist remark > immediately beat Geert Wilders

how does he do it
October 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
trend hopping bc being tall means i don't need to be original
October 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
happy 750th birthday to Amsterdam you gorgeous wet bitch

glad i've lived here for almost 1% of that
October 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I'd rather not dudes rock the pope but unfortunately dudes rock
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
October 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
making banger brownies for the family function when I can't eat solid food rn.... I'm honestly making biblical sacrifices
September 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
i just got told this AGAIN when removing the other two

also this guy was much worse at removing them damn
just had my wisdom teeth removed and the doctor was like "are you okay? you look a little pale, are you nervous?" and i just had to be like nah i don't get enough sun thanks doc
September 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I must get hotter and sluttier
September 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
fuck man this one hurts. gearing up for what I know for sure would've been another amazing arc and just suddenly over.

I'll miss the ultimate demon twink, evil gay blackheart. shame he never got to make out with immortus
Thank you all so much.
September 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
a tea, once it's been clocked, cannot be unclocked
September 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
inside me there are two wolves
September 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
big fan of how Suzanne Collins retconned the Reaping to be on July 4th for the prequels

it is a subtle text, which could mean anything
September 9, 2025 at 11:18 AM
bret kavanaugh is the dumbest motherfucker alive. he is evidence that privilege exists because otherwise why would he think anyone wants to hear the shit that he comes up with
September 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
controversially i think silksong is a good game
September 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Reposted by Noah
Silksong's first boss is tricky as hell
September 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
it's wild to me to write a letter to an X-Men comic complaining about not enough Wolverine. you have a three thousand issue backlog to dig into for this guy. a solo monthly for like 40 years straight. the type of greed they talked about in the Bible i swear
September 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
craziest shit ever it was made for me
August 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
locking clan Toreador behind a deluxe is so homophobic it's crazy
TWO FUCKING CLANS LOCKED BEHIND THE PREMIUM VERSION OF THE GAME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
August 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
just had my wisdom teeth removed and the doctor was like "are you okay? you look a little pale, are you nervous?" and i just had to be like nah i don't get enough sun thanks doc
August 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Ethel Cain's new album is making me want to die more with every track it's a 10/10
August 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
crazy that pulling on weights is making me hotter and I can see and feel it happen live
July 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM