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corvidnoah.bsky.social
Noah
@corvidnoah.bsky.social
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Just a member of the corvidae family, but bisexually

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Kay, here's the plan: 📍Amsterdam

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corvidnoah.bsky.social
trend hopping bc being tall means i don't need to be original
Your height is in the top 5th percentile, taller than 95.17% and shorter than 4.83% of adult males from the Netherlands. Graph showing a height curve, peaking at 181 cm, with a red line representing my height at 193 cm
October 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
inside me there are two wolves
lyric from "vodka cranberry" by Conan Gray: "Now I look dumb and you look mean" Lyric from "I Know The End" by Phoebe Bridgers: "After a while you went quiet and I got mean"
September 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
craziest shit ever it was made for me
"dayspring" by anthony oliveira
August 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
RETVRN
the great sigil of the Batavian Republic
August 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
shifting into Italian mode

(i need to start a new save so i will need to get past the fuck ass cathedral first)
Steam email notifying me that Lies of P: Overture has just released
June 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
its funny because lmao fuck this government but also: he said the thing
"Het ziet er niet goed uit" en "we hebben een serieus probleem", zei Wilders na een ingelast asieloverleg op zijn werkkamer in de Tweede Kamer
June 3, 2025 at 10:46 AM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
looked up a guy i was lowk flirting with and he works for a catholic org...
gif of a woman saying "oh" and looking confused
June 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
it's sleepy saturday
shirtless mirror selfie
May 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
my runner up. i really loved this incredibly gay x-factor team and i have not been able to stop myself from saying "downhill on some fucking snow?" at random times

i just love Wanda's super gay sons
background: Prodigy trying to hold back his boyfriend Tommy foreground: Northstar Tommy: Hey, you used to be an Olympic skier too, right? You won gold a few times. God, I bet you were fast. Olympic speedster skied?! Olympic speedster skier going downhill on snow?! Northstar: I'm also rich and gay, since you seem to be keeping score. Tommy: Downhill on some fucking snow?!
May 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
i just reread almost all of the Krakoa era and i have pored through many strong candidates to decide on this one
background: Polaris, Aurora, Northstar foreground: Prodigy talking to Akihiro prodigy: so-- akihiro: is your mutation just being a huge nerd or something? prodigy: kind of, yes. is yours just being a huge slut? [pause] Akihiro: kind of, yes.
May 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
no Andor coverage [influence lost: kreia]

KOTOR 2 coverage instead [influence gained: kreia]
Dark Side points gained Light Side points gained Net Light Side shift Influence Gained: Kreia Influence Lost: Kreia
April 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
I'm pretty by the way
a mirror selfie in a sleeveless shirt
April 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
this as top suggestion is crazy but it was what i was going to google so i can't be mad
Google search bar with "is wallows" typed in. the top search recommendation is "is wallows gay"
April 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
rare Blue Prince death screen, not everyone has that
black screen, reading in white text under a picture of a moon and two stars: "Unfortunately, you tripped and must now FALL IT A DAY You have pushed yourself OFF the very edge of exhaustion and appear to have fainted. The next morning you will awake in your tent with only a blurry lingering memory of a dream you were having. A dream in which you were falling."
April 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
i was leaning out the window to take a picture of the sunset (see exhibit #1) when i saw them emerge from a little gap in the insulation material (see exhibit #2)
exhibit no. 1: deep orange-red sunset with thin clouds in a blue sky, taken from a window over a stone-covered roof exhibit no. 2: a photo taken of the same roof but a different angle, with a circle showing a gap in insulation material where the crow family's front door likely is
April 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
btw have i mentioned i am bisexual lately
a selfie on the sofa, i am wearing a bi pride t-shirt
March 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
Tumblr ads are closer to god
Tumblr sponsored post, titled "discover Amsterdam's truth" text: "uncover the haunting beauty of Amsterdam, where bicycles reign supreme and chaos is a way of life" an image is attached to the sponsored post, showing a bicycle rack full of bikes with water and the Eye Film Museum in the background
March 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
lexi love calling the sniper she hired
RuPaul saying "eliminate Suzie Toot"
March 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
tweet: [mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] me: is that good
March 6, 2025 at 5:14 AM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
we should change our national anthem so it spells out Dieuwertje Blok. who gives a fuck about William of Orange
Charlie Brown saying "my idols are dead and my enemies are in power"
March 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
it's my birthday btw so everyone has to be nice to me
a selfie taken on the couch
February 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
it's pink btw (my final fantasy 14 catboy)
Final Fantasy 14 character who is a pink haired catboy
February 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
#dragrace
Simpsons screen cap, "I'm not a state, I'm a monster"
January 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
i know chappell roan wanted his nachos
Episode 1 of Season 3 of Norwegian teen drama Skam, titled "Good Luck, Isak!"
January 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
corvidnoah.bsky.social
my longest yeah boy ever
"Anita Bryant, Singer and Crusader Against Gay Rights, Dies at 84"
January 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM