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demolishing the East Wing to build a stately pleasure dome
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
dudes rock
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
checking out some glebe kitchen recipes
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
have executive dysfunction?

try impulsively making a curry base in bulk

8-12 cups of curry base with no thoughts of time management or storage

just throw it in a pot

you will certainly not regret making 8-12 cups of curry base
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Pluribus good
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
it took a lot of courage for me to spill an entire plate of olive pits on my lap
November 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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To quote @helldude.bsky.social "if the judge starts quoting poetry at the beginning of an opinion, you're fucked."
Ellis starting the day off by reading out Carl Sandburg's poem "Chicago" in its entirety.
November 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
cope
November 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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The guy who got famous betting against the housing market in 2007 just before that bubble burst - played by Christian Bale jn “The Big Short” - just wagered $1 billion on the collapse of the AI boom.

www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
Michael Burry Returns With Two Big Shorts: Palantir and Nvidia
Signs of an AI bubble abound: Stock valuations have become uncomfortably rich, AI-related debt is ballooning, and a sustainable financial model for the technology has largely yet to emerge. Now Michae...
www.wsj.com
November 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Haha unless
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
i do not need to know whether frankenstein’s monster fucks; not my business
November 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
can only hear Fetterman as Felix Biederman now
October 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
using my mind to rotate parades that don’t exist
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
October 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”

when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
October 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
horror is simply when you feel bad; justice for the big tent horror fans
i don't know who needs to hear this but any stephen king movie is a halloween movie, even if it's one that is a mournful meditation on the dissolution of society, the transient nature of existence, and the incalculable value of social bonds and fleeting moments of beauty against that backdrop
October 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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ok all the people talking about the white house security let’s calm down a little i mean what do we care if the white house is secure. i’m not that invested in the safety of anyone in the white house
October 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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I like how the NYT tried to do a “some experts say” framing, and the expert was like, you do not need an expert opinion to see this is bad.
October 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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*ska music intensifies*
I wanna see the rude posts
October 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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I feel like Ben Gvir personally being in the room when Greta Thunberg was being tortured should be bigger news
October 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Let's be fair to Amanda- she's really dumb and unobservant
October 15, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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You are out of your mind if you think young republicans in the early aughts weren’t bigots. They were saying the n-word all the time, too, they just didn’t have group chats to get leaked.
My parents' generation was super racist, but they took pains to hide it from us. So a lot of young conservatives in the 90s and early aughts were earnest small government and/or evangelical types.

As I said, the overt racists and radicals had to form their own orgs.
October 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
October 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the soyjak doomscroller Bob and myself as the chad organizer Sensei Sergio.
October 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM