“anyway Trump was alone with one of our victims because he was trying to save her, that’s the only thing I remember about my crimes” *bunny hops a razor scooter directly onto a private jet*

the hearsedude

lmao yes

that and the comments about how it is evidence that he doesn’t plan to leave in three years

sure, he probably doesn’t, but building gaudy bullshit is just something he’s going to do any time he has the chance.

never shoulda resurrected mr peanut

hate to find out like this

idk the way they normally drink looks extremely complicated, this might be the ergonomic water solution. the giraffe equivalent of giving a medieval peasant a dorito.