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corsaire.bsky.social
cat bandit
@corsaire.bsky.social
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pirate lover. fic and art enthusiast. mostly just vibing.
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summerlinenss.bsky.social
day 505 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
Edward Teach in season 2 episode 1 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing his Blackbeard leathers with black kohl across his eyes and mouth, standing on a ship in the middle of a raid and licking frosting from a wedding cake off the tip of his dagger with a bored expression
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Uhhh I’m pretty sure you’re aware of mine 😂🤺❤️

archiveofourown.org/series/3221772
A fencing studio with art of fencers on the wall. The text reads “Parry & Riposte An OFMD AU by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)”
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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lumiilys.bsky.social
Can we think about Ed giddily dancing around the deck before seeing his own reflection in a barrel of water and saying “hello Ed” again? Yes?
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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insane-foliage.bsky.social
Thinking again about our boys sharing a bed after that whole 'can we take it slow' conversation

This remains one of my fave things I have ever written.

archiveofourown.org/works/60857908

Podfic by the wonderful @kninjaknitter.bsky.social on.soundcloud.com/FmtQ07AmqEkh...

#OFMDFic #TakeTwoTuesday
Screenshot of the Summary of "A Long Night" by Temporal_discounting. It reads "Ed and Stede share a bed for the first time since agreeing to take things slow after their moonlight kiss. Easy peasy, pudding and fuckin' pie, right?" Tags for "A Long Night" by Temporal_discounting. It's rated Teen, No Archive Warnings Apply. Relationship is Ed/Stede. Additional tags include: Post-Episode: s02e05 The Curse of the Seafaring Life, taking it slow era, Fluff, Mutual Pining, Cuddling & Snuggling, Literal Sleeping Together, There Was Only One Bed, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Canon Compliant, Podfic Available
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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tulipseasons.bsky.social
when it comes to media criticism I like to walk around muttering it’s good but it’s no innkeeper
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
a trio of Rhys Darby pics where he is posing on a throne with his legs crossed and a smug expression on his face. the left pic is him as Steve from the show Wrecked. the middle pic is him as Stede from Our Flag Means Death. the right pic is him as himself, wrapped in a fur robe in front of a tree with fairy lights.
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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drcfxtina.bsky.social
#TakeTwoTuesday for Midnights at the Revenge, which I’m rereading to do a final little sequel. Please enjoy some angsty fake dating-to pining while fucking-to exes-to lovers. 🌃

If you’re new to it, the first two parts together are one compete story.

#OFMDfanfic
drcfxtina.bsky.social Dr Xtina - ✨ whim-proned era ✨ @drcfxtina.bsky.social · Nov 13
Midnights at the Revenge is 147k across both parts, rated E, and features fake dating, sorta enemies to lovers, then exes back to lovers, and all kinds of other craziness. The two existing parts are one complete story - happy ending part 2

archiveofourown.org/series/4082644
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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butterscup95.bsky.social
My #OFMDBB25 fic is here! This might be the most personal fic I’ve ever written. With beautiful art by @bakerbelle.bsky.social and @rocketlollyart.bsky.social. Big thanks to @fablizpoppe.bsky.social for being a lovely beta reader. Description + tags are below. 🐋💙

archiveofourown.org/works/747078...
Title card for After the Fall featuring an image of a whale tail slapping at dawn. Text reads “After the Fall An OFMD Big Bang AU Words by bUtterscUp Art by Bakerbelle and WellSussed”.
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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summerlinenss.bsky.social
day 504 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
Edward Teach in season 2 episode 5 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing a rice sack onesie and cat bell collar, looking down at a fish on a line with a thoughtful expression
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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ghostalservice.bsky.social
Happy #MarketMonday!! #OFMD fandom, reskeet with your shop links!!
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
Stede often thinks back on that night in the top. Unfamiliar and soft leather on his skin, warm brandy on his tongue, the smell of spiced tobacco permeating every breath. It was as if the sea had risen with them when Ed's waves caught the moonlight just right. They still do.
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's leaning over a railing, one hand is on his chin. Moonlight is catching his silver strands. He's wearing a frilled shirt.
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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alltomato1717.bsky.social
I think we should have a party. Idk how. But it’s been a YEAR and everyone still
standing should get to cheers-my-dears the night away with fellow lovers of fine things. I will make punch.
red toned image of ofmd characters roach, jim & archie enjoying a party. from Samba Schutte’s former twitter page
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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bigred297.bsky.social
Good morning, crew!! May you have a most magnificent day!! Take care and stay hydrated, my darlings!! 🫂💕✨️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #LongLiveOFMD #CrewForLife
Auntie stands on an upper level of the deck. She has a bell in one hand and is shouting "Mornin' time!"
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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asneakyfox.bsky.social
meta on when we say ed vs blackbeard, and which characters say that, and what it means www.tumblr.com/asneakyfox/8...
Post by @asneakyfox
💬 0  🔁 7  ❤️ 28 · so at the behind our flag panels something people noticed a few times was how the crew nearly all either switch between "ed" and "blackbeard" interchangeably or actually call him…
www.tumblr.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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ghostalservice.bsky.social
it's time for a....

FLOWCHART UPDATE!

Want to check out my various #OFMDfic? Start here, and find it all at my ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/ghosta...

Start at the top and follow it along till you find what you're looking for!
a flowchart listing all the linked fics.
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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ourflagmeansfanfic.bsky.social
New episode out now! We got podfics from @perilousnwicked.bsky.social and @judysoranges.bsky.social featuring work by @widogastweb.bsky.social and @carlyheath.bsky.social. This is the USE YOUR WORDS episode! #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
Minisode: Use Your Words! (podfics about communicating badly)
Podcast Episode · Our Flag Means Fanfiction · 11/23/2025 · 50m
podcasts.apple.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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summerlinenss.bsky.social
day 503 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
Edward Teach in season 2 episode 4 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing a tattered black shirt and pearls, sitting on the main deck of the Revenge with one hand cuffed to the railing with a dazed expression
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Here’s a teeny ficlet for my dear @sailorsruin92.bsky.social, who’s having a rough go rn: our #MerMay collab Hooked on You, this time from MerStede’s POV! Happy birthday, darling 🎂❤️ so unbelievably lucky to know you 🥹🫶

archiveofourown.org/works/74645221

#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard #MerStede
Title card with an illustration of seagulls and the text, A Real A fish-ionado by R I Politest Menace, for Sailor's Ruin T rated, ~700 words
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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mimwalksandreads.bsky.social
Star Crazy by Melliebae is so… 🚀🫣 hot 🥵 and well-written, and also a meditation on death somehow? Hello?! Read to perfection by @sdryan.bsky.social and only now discovered by me. Better late than never!
#ofmdpodfic #ofmdfic
Some dry plants used as decor A bridge over a canal flowing into a lake. There’s a person taking a picture on their phone in the distance Chairs and tables outside a cafe under the rain Giant mushrooms and regular size apples
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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sevensugars.bsky.social
Thank you to all the OFMD fanfic writers out there keeping our crew alive and giving us content while we’re in the gravy basket.
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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aproperpirate.bsky.social
i love our flag means death
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
😳 4 😏 relationship
Ed Teach looking at Stede Bonnet in astonishment in Our Flag Means Death s1 ep 5, after Stede causes chaos on purpose during his game of Stark Revelations
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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summerlinenss.bsky.social
day 502 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
Edward Teach in season 2 episode 4 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing his Blackbeard leathers, standing in a forest at night and looking over at Buttons out of frame with a polite smile
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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routinesardine.bsky.social
Not enough Stede on my tl. Fix it please pirates.
#ofmd
Stede in his teal suit standing on the deck of the revenge, arms extended
November 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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mustardwrites.bsky.social
Look at how far this happy, completely smitten sweetheart has come! 😭🥹 If you're feeling like treating yourself, PLEASE consider a commission from @self-induljennt.bsky.social, who created this gorgeous chapter 10 Free Space Ed. he's perfect, thank you so much!!

archiveofourown.org/works/614230...
Digital drawing of Ed from Free Space, created by Jenn. he's wearing his oversized lavender hoodie and one of his beaded bracelets, and his hair is in the pull-through braid. he's smiling adorably, eyes closed, one hand to his chest and braid whipping through the air, face-framing hair flipping out like a mane as he moves. there's a rectangular background of angelite behind him.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM